Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
I really did have to fire a guy for doing that.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Even if later pardoned by you-know-who.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Although this may have its exceptions.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
-“BB”-
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
I had to fire someone, for the first time in my career, last year. This was one of the major reasons why: despite repeated instructions and warnings, he just could not get with the program on getting his time filed.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Uh oh…
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Some guys actually stole thousands of dollars worth of raw material (Inconel) and drove it offsite. Hundreds of pounds! They never caught them, but they definitely would have gotten fired. And gone to jail!
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Using the company’s social media accounts to wish your father “happy birthday”
I’ve seen this happen at my client, and yes, she was invited to find “other opportunities” after she did that.
Things That Will Get You Fired
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Using the company’s social media accounts to wish your father “happy birthday”
Verbally abusing a coworker or boss
Keep those f-bombs to yourself!