Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Using the company’s social media accounts to wish your father “happy birthday”
Verbally abusing a coworker or boss
World of Warcraft demos during efficiency meetings
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Using the company’s social media accounts to wish your father “happy birthday”
Verbally abusing a coworker or boss
World of Warcraft demos during efficiency meetings
Xeroxing confidential files that you don’t have the security clearance to access
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Using the company’s social media accounts to wish your father “happy birthday”
Verbally abusing a coworker or boss
World of Warcraft demos during efficiency meetings
Xeroxing confidential files that you don’t have the security clearance to access
Yammering incessantly about Juice Newton
Accounting Errors
Boinking With a Colleague in the Break Room
Continually calling in sick when you aren’t
Dicking around when you’re supposed to be working
Embellishing official statistics/results
Faking inventory counts
Giving the CEO the finger
Hate speech directed toward a colleague’s sex, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.
Inappropriate jokes in the workplace
January 6 illegal visit to the U.S. Capitol
Killing a boss or coworker
Leaving early
Missing too much work
Not filing your timesheets
Organizing cockfights in the break room
Prioritizing reading the SDMB over work.
Questioning company policy too much
Retching on the boss’s desk.
Stealing company secrets and selling them to the Deep State
Theft
Using the company’s social media accounts to wish your father “happy birthday”
Verbally abusing a coworker or boss
World of Warcraft demos during efficiency meetings
Xeroxing confidential files that you don’t have the security clearance to access
Yammering incessantly about Juice Newton
Z-z-z-ing at your desk
Argonauts (Toronto, CFL)
Bills (Buffalo, NFL)
Chihuahuas (El Paso, Minor League Baseball, Triple-A West)
Diplomats (Washington DC, North American Soccer League)
Egyptians (Memphis, TN, Southern Association) (Baseball; defunct)
Fever (Indiana, WNBA)
Guardians (Cleveland, MLB)
Hurricanes (Lethbridge, Western Hockey League)
Islanders (Texas A&M- Corpus Christi, Southland Conference)
Jaguars (Jacksonville, NFL)
Katydids (Denison, TX, Texas-Oklahoma Baseball League)
Lugnuts (Lansing, MI, Midwest League (minor league baseball))
Mighty Ducks of Annaheim (Annaheim, CA, NHL)
Nittany Lions of Pennsylvania State University (Penn State) (NCAA Football)
Orioles (Baltimore, MLB)
Pacers (Indianapolis, NBA)
Queen Bees (various NAIA women’s teams at St. Ambrose College, Davenport, IA) (the men’s teams are known as the ‘Fighting Bees’)
