Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced … Had to use that one since I HAVE, in fact, bungee-jumped
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Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Not that I haven’t been tempted, mind you….
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
I’ve seen it done, but never did it myself.
I’m quite surprised that so far I have done seven of the things listed.
Using very broad definitions 
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Never Have I Ever
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Unveiled a statue