Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Unveiled a statue
Vexed an echidna
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Unveiled a statue
Vexed an echidna
Waxed my legs
I have shaved them, however … and before anybody gets any strange ideas about me – well, stranger than usual, that is – it was back in my bicycle-racing days.
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Unveiled a statue
Vexed an echidna
Waxed my legs
X-rayed a marmot
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Unveiled a statue
Vexed an echidna
Waxed my legs
X-rayed a marmot
Yearned for the fjords
Assaulted a police officer
Break-danced
Caught a baseball hit into the stands at a game
Donated a kidney
Eaten whale blubber
Fought a forest fire
Greeted a foreign dignitary
Helped bank robbers escape from police
Invested in IBM stock
Jumped out of an airplane
Kissed a stoat
Leaped off a tall building
Minced meat
Narrated a documentary
Organized a riot
Picked a pocket
Quartered a hog
Rotated my tires
Shot an elephant in my pajamas
Taken the MCAT (medical school admission) exam
Unveiled a statue
Vexed an echidna
Waxed my legs
X-rayed a marmot
Yearned for the fjords
Zip-tied anyone