I had the same thing happen to me when I was seven. My eye was shut tight for two solid weeks. When I finally did get it open, I had to rip it apart. The tearing sound was audible, and quite disturbing. 
My body has done some of the most disgusting things, whether I liked it or not.
Oh, my ear is just fine now. Other than the scab, you’d never have known that anything happened.
I get small boils often enough for me to check periodically, they tend to confine themselves to my waist or the back of my neck. I have a dark patch of skin near my bellybutton, this is all that’s left of my most unusual boil. It was more like a blood clot. I had tried lancing it several times but it just stayed there. One day, I decided to try to get rid of it once and for all. I drew a bath because I knew there would be some blood flow after. Instead of lancing, as I had been doing, I tried squeezing instead. I had tried this before, but this time I actually got a positive result! So, I squeezed more. After what seemed like a few minutes, there was an audible pop and a black mass the size of a split pea landed on the tub wall.
There’s actually a video of a guy gettin a boil on his butt lanced. It is Pantera’s III (Watch It Go). Completely gross…
When I was about 14 I went snow skiing and skied through some trees. I hit a tree and felt a sharp pain and a bit of blood from my ear, I noticed the tree had these sort of spikes in its bark - from then on I had a little raised hard spot on my ear - never thought anything of it. Fast foreward about 6 years, my ear got real sore and swollen and I squeezed it an along with the pus comes this little piece of wood the exact same shape and size as the ones on the tree I hit a few years earlier.
I was there when this happened and let me tell you! It wasn’t totally gross seeing as how i watch surgery on tv and all but still, I must say this is probably the nastiest thread i’ve ever seen on here! David all I have to say is Get Over It 
I must be really sick. I want one too!!! I love popping that kind of shit.