OK here we go:
GARRET ANDERSON - Of course not.
BRAD AUSMUS - If Brad Ausmus had played before the Second World War he might well have been elected to the Hall of Fame. Guys who caught a long time and were good defensive catchers were pretty popular candidates. That’s over now, though; guys who caught almost 2000 games are common.
JEFF BAGWELL - Long overdue.
BARRY BONDS - There are a lot of guys on this list who are very obviously Hall of Fame players but aren’t getting in because they’re under the steroid cloud, are assholes, or both. Frankly, I’m just giving up and going by how much they did on the field. So Bonds is in. Let history sort out the roids.
LUIS CASTILLO - Castillo was as good a player as Garret Anderson but I think he’s best remembered for the time he played a whole year, hit pretty well, and only drove in 17 runs. Isn’t that amazing? I think it must be some kind of modern record.
If I paid the Blue Jays to let me play every day, could I drive in 17 runs? I’m pretty sure I could. Even with intense pre-season bating practice and coaching I’d probably hit no better than an OK pitcher, maybe .125 and I might luck out and drill a home run or two. But even then I bet I could stll drive in 17 runs by sheer luck. You’re gonna drive in a run on a groundout every now and then. How on earth did he do that?
ROGER CLEMENS - Am even bigger asshole than Barry Bonds. Actually, probably five times the asshole Bonds was; Bonds was surly and mean with the press, but Clemens was a proactive asshole to everyone. He was still a great, great pitcher and he should be in the Hall of Fame.
DAVID ECKSTEIN - Awww, he’s so CUTE! Who’s a good shortstop? Who’s a good little shortstop? Is it you? Is it you! Yes it is! Does the little by want a Hall of Fame vote? Does he? Does he? No.
JIM EDMONDS - Edmonds has a stronger case than you might think. Absent injuries he’d be a shoo-in. At the height of his powers he was an awesome player. He does not quite crack my ballot, but it’s close.
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA - Obviously an even more obvious case of a great player whose candidacy was ruined by injury. Prior to going down with a bad injury in 2001 he was a better player than Derek Jeter.
TROY GLAUS - I remember when the Blue Jays traded Orlando Hudson to get Troy Glaus they made a big deal about the fact Glaus was a World Series MVP, as if it made a damn difference on a team that wasn’t going to make the World Series. Glaus had an MVP-type season in 2000, and then was never that good again.
KEN GRIFFEY JR. - I wonder how many home runs he could have hit if he hadn’t gotten hurt in Cincinnati. 800? Possibly.
The Onion ran an arcticle once titled to the effect of “Nation Wishes It Was Ken Griffey Jr., Not Barry Bonds, Chasing Home Run Record.” So true. So very true.
MARK GRUDZIELANEK (SP?) – Obviously not a Hall of Famer, but he was a good player. When you think of him, how do you picture him? Probably a scrappy little guy, not as small as David Eckstein (who is?) but a little second baseman, right? Actually he was a reasonably big guy, a bit over six feet, close to 200 pounds. I just found that out. It’s weird how the way a player plays affects out mental image of them. You probably think of Willie Mays as a big athletic specimen, too, but Mays wasn’t near the size of Mark Grudzielanek. Neither was Hank Aaron.
MIKE HAMPTON – Nobody ever made a worse free agent decision than Mike Hampton deciding to go to Colorado.
TREVOR HOFFMAN – I appreciate that Trevor Hoffman saved 600 games or whatever, but relief aces just aren’t that valuable. Hoffman’s entire career basically amounts to four good seasons by Roy Halladay. There are probably 500 players I could name that were more valuable than Trevor Hoffman who aren’t in the Hall of Fame and never will be.
Yes, I know, that means I’m saying relievers should almost never get in. Oh well, they should have been full time players. It’s not my fault they’re used like pinch hitters.
JASON KENDALL – I sort of remember Jason Kendall.
JEFF KENT – Yet another asshole. Kent was fascinating to watch because he looked remarkably unathletic. He was stiff, I guess is the best way to put it. He played baseball without bending, like a man with a back brace on. He had none of the fluid smoothness you normally see in professional athletes, but he was a hell of a player all the same. Not quite HOF worthy.
MIKE LOWELL – I sort of remember Mike Lowell, too.
EDGAR MARTINEZ – As usual Edgar is polling very well, as he always does in these threads.
I’ll ask, as I did last year; why? What about Edgar Martinez makes him a better choice than Larry Walker, who right now has fewer than half the votes? Martinez was a better hitter; he was also a DH. Every analytical stat says Walker was, overall, just as good or better. So why does Edgar get such love? I wouldn’t mind seeing him elected, but geez, there’s a lot of candidates who used a glove, too.
FRED MCGRIFF – One of the few players to ever lead both leagues in home runs. I loved him when he was a Blue Jay, and was disappointed when he was traded, but that worked out pretty well.
MARK MCGWIRE – I said Yes to McGwire and I’m regretting it already. Leaving aside the roids, McGwire is still not a clear cut candidate; his career was very short.
MIKE MUSSINA – I said yes to Mussina and regret it not a bit. A terrific pitcher for a long time who went out on his own terms.
MIKE PIAZZA – Obviously yes. Not as bad a defensive catcher as he was reputed to be; he couldn’t throw out basestealers but in an era when there wasn’t a huge amount of basestealing anyway. He did other things well as a catcher.
TIM RAINES – I voted yes but it’s worth noting the analytical stats say Raines isn’t any better than a lot of other guys, which I admit surprises me. WAR rates him as being about as good as Kenny Lofton, and I bet Kenny won’t last a year on the ballot. Or didn’t. Much of the downgrade is based on his defense, which according to the analytical stats was really quite bad. I don’t know what to make of that; when Raines was in his prime I was too young to truly understand outfield defense, and they don’t have the full stats for back then they do now. I guess it’s possible but I’m giving Raines a little credit for a possible illusion of context. I say yes.
CURT SCHILLING – A King Asshole. WAR rates Schilling as an incredible player, about 80 WAR. According teo Fangraphs, Schilling was a greater player than Pete Rose, Brooks Robinson, or Joe DiMaggio. Bet you didn’t see that coming from a guy whose career record was 216-146.
I honestly think WAR overrates the contribution of pitchers in high offense years. Schilling really was a hell of a pitcher, though. So I voted yes.
GARY SHEFFIELD – Another roider. Taken in context his career is really no more impressive than, say, Ken Boyer.
LEE SMITH – Lee Smith wasn’t half the pitcher Dave Stieb was.
SAMMY SOSA – Again leaving out the roids, Slammin’ Sammy was not as slam dunk a case as you might think. Everyone was hitting home runs and hitting home runs was most of his value. He wasn’t any better a player than Dwight Evans was, or Andruw Jones. He just doesn’t make my ballot, even clean.
MIKE SWEENEY – In 2000, Sweeney batted .33 with 29 homers, 144 RBI. He had 206 hits and walked more often than he struck out. According to WAR, Sweeney that year was not as valuable as Kevin Pillar was this year.
Crazy though that might seem, that’s how much batting stats were inflated then. In 2000 the AVERAGE AL team scored almost as many runs as the Blue Jays did in 2015, when they scored more runs than anyone by a mile. Context is everything. Gaudy numbers like 500 homers aren’t the same thing in 1990s and early 2000s as they were in the 1970s and 1980s.
ALAN TRAMMELL – I have always wondered why Trammell didn’t get more credit. I guess he was just one of those players who was pretty good at everything. Trammell, to pick on Edgar Martinez again, was just as good as Edgar, but his skills was were spread out. I did not vote for Trammell this year but he’s kinda tied for 10th on my ballot with five other guys.
BILLY WAGNER – Wagner was a hell of a pitcher but it is perhaps reflective of his true value that only twice in his long career did he get mentioned at all in Cy Young voting.
LARRY WALKER – I said yes. Crazy underrated.
RANDY WINN – Sorry, but no.