“No I wouldn’t use the word ‘meltdown’. I prefer the phrase ‘un-requested fission surplus’”
“Keep calm and … oh, bollocks, it doesn’t matter anymore, we’re all dead.”
“How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here.” or you could take the opposite tack, “Come, Armageddon! Come!”
Re, the mention of Threads above: is this something you’d really want to live through?
One of the absolute best mismatches of advertising song with product had to be when the NFL Network licensed that song for their commercials. Right up there with M-B and Janis Joplin’s, “Mercedes-Benz.”
I distinctly remember my mother singing along to Tom Lehrer, way back in the 60s: