The bears are teaching themselves kung fu!

Not yet a master, but he/she is getting there

As far as I know this video should be safe for work. It just shows a bear tossing a stick around in ways I didn’t think animals lacking opposable thumbs could do.

Well, we’re boned.

I propose we teach our bears how to use machine guns then we might stand a chance in the upcoming war.

My opinion is unchanged.

You know what would be worse than a bear with kung fu skills? A fire wielding elephant

Stephen Colbert has been notified.

That’s hilarious. Just goes to show that bored bears do the same things as bored humans.

We’re fucked.

The only thing worse than this is if cats get opposable thumbs. :slight_smile:

If he doesn’t have something to say about this video, I will be very sad.

He’s just a diversion for the warthogs building a rocket launcher in the next cage.

I for one welcome our new Ursine Overlords

Well, that video is certainly making me rethink my position on the right to arm bears.

Uh-oh.

It’s just a matter of time before they begin shooting Napalm from their trunks. We’re boned if that ever happens.

They don’t need them. They have billions of people worldwide doing their instant bidding.

We’re doomed.

And I’m not a cat person.