This woman is physically attracted to the Berlin Wall. And they’ve been married since 1979. :dubious:
She fancies fences also.
riggghhhhtttt
What the FUCK is up with that music? It’s like this person took one drum beat, three different piano loops and a bass loop, chewed them up, waited a day, shat them out into his homemade Digi-Midi-Shiti unit and plugged them back into Garage Band where his deaf/retarded thalidomide baby brother arranged them into the delicate and moving strains we hear there now.
Plus, I’ll bet that dude has dreams about glory holes swallowing him.
Oh wait…it’s a lady. Damn. I’m so full of derision right now that I can’t think of anything else to say. Damn.
:eek: :eek:
I…there are no words. I don’t know what’s worse - her “love” or the music.
~runs away sobbing~
Remember that battery commercial with the little kid singing “Glory hole, glory hole” and then Bon Jovi strutting around?
The link is tenuous, sure…
Ooops, sorry. I keep my speakers on mute, so I didn’t get to enjoy the music.
But giverabreak, she’s in loooooooooooooove.
The Berlin Wall is hot, true, but the Great Wall of China is, well . . . Great.
And yes, I mean in bed.
Got nothing on the Wailing Wall.
I’m down on my knees for you, sugarwalls. Yeah, baby. Awwwright.
Just a warning, people, the last time we had a thread making fun of Mrs Berlin Wall, she showed up here and began posting.
“Vat? You have problem with woman and her Wall”?
Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one wall
Oh, you have bad times, and you have good times
Doing things that you don’t understand
But if you love Communism, you’ll forgive him
Even though he’s hard to understand
And if you love him, be proud of him
'Cause after all, he’s just a wall
Stand by your wall
Give him two arms to cling to
And someone warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely…
Let’s see. No boy, no fathers, just the story of … a girl … and a wall. It’s the abridged version of The Fantasticks! For a full production, we’d still need a narrator, though. Too bad Mason Adams is dead (sorry).
I guess you have to be happy for her, though. She probably had to sift through quite a few dikes, hedging her bets, taking advice from an old family retainer and solace in the company of her parapets, before meeting someone who was just her stile.
If you can stand to listen to the music long enough, you’ll see it’s a poor rendition of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall”
I have “Pyramus & Thisbe” stuck in my head now.
And such a wall, as I would have you think,
That had in it a crannied hole or chink,
This is a much sexier wall.
Seriously? Nawwwww…
Seriously???
I wasn’t going to click the link till I read your description of the music.
So Hedwig finally got her website up.
Anyone have a link to this?
I’m going to take a stab and say that was a whoosh. Then again, Nemo’s been around a lot longer than I.