Just to clarify, which is it?
-Madison, being an Illuminatus, learned the secret to immorality and employs advanced Lizard Person shapeshifting technology, and Madison really is the person we think of as “Ron Paul”. But Madison can urinate pure molten gold, so we should vote for Ron.
-Madison, being an Illuminatus, learned the secret to immorality and employs advanced Lizard Person shapeshifting technology, and Madison killed the man we think of as “Ron Paul” and took his identity, but it’s cool because Madison is pretty awesome, so we should vote for Ron.
-Madison, being an Illuminatus, learned the secret to soul swapping took over the mind and body of the man we think of as “Ron Paul”, but Madison will suck your soul and feed it to a cat if you don’t vote for him, so vote for Ron.
-Madison, being an Illuminatus, learned the secret to violating the laws of time and space and merely communicates with Ron Paul accross the ages, via the Æther. As such Ron Paul is really Madison’s puppet, but we should vote for Ron because otherwise Madison will transmit his thoughts to us.
-Madison had his bloodline carefully guarded, and Ron Paul is his secret descendant. And since you have to keep to your own and not be a Race Traitor, we should vote for Ron as he’s the direct descendant of the the coolest Dead White Male that ever was. Other than Jesus maybe, but Jesus was too stupid to be born in America, so to hell with him.
-Madison had his bloodlines carefully guarded, and Ron Paul is actually the genetic reincarnation of Madison, down to his vestigial sixth toes and prehensile tail. So we should vote for Ron because, fuck, the man’s got a freakin’ tail.