What Rand Paul really needs to get over with Kentucky voters in November is a catchy nickname.
Other office-seekers in the Bluegrass State have colorful monickers. A short sampling:
Dale “Frog” Ford
Wayne “Tiny” Wright
Shelby “Poncho” Mize
Darrell “Smokey” Wood
Charles “Fuzzy” Keesee
Kenny “Gravedigger” Perry
Shawn “Stumpy” Stump
John “Tuffy” Snedegar
Milford “Litle” Creekmore
Chris “Topper” Grant
Kevin “Mooch” McDavid
Rand (who as an opthalmologist is not exactly a Kentucky good old boy) could go for the cheap and easy nickname like “Moonshine” or “Burgoo”. His best bet might be “Not As Crazy As Paw”.
At least “Vote Ron Paul: Bloggers like him” is pithier than “Vote Ron Paul: His son won an election by espousing different opinions” or “Vote Ron Paul: He coudn’t competently run a newsletter, but we’re sure he’ll do better with a whole country.”