To The Occupier
<Address Removed to protect the innocent>
We are writing seeking your assistance.
Recently, we have been trying to contact To the Occupier at the above address, yet have had no response.
We realise that To the Occupier may no longer be at this address, and we would appreciate it if you could contact us on <phone removed to protect the guilty> or fill in the back of this letter with any alternative contact information and return to us so that we may direct our enquiries elsewhere.
<a brainless computer>