Shucks.
OH MY GOD! I completly forgot about this thread because I thought no one was going to answer! That’ll teach me to have patient, yes!?
Anyway, you’re welcome, Lieu. You’re one of most hilarious people here! 
BTW, I posted the MEBuckner one on my Livejournal. I LOVED it and so did everyone who read it! One of the best-EVER!
<a href=“http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120051">"Ukete, you are a fuckface of the highest order”</a> is an unforgettable one to me. That was on hilarious thread!
I fogot that HTML was off here. Heh
black455’s OWWWWWWFUCKFUCKFUCK rant about falling up the stairs.
Kantalooppi’s rant about the poor dubbing quality of Agapio Racing Team cartoons had excellent supporting links (especially the first one).
Fat people are out to get me, by Skinnyguy.
to the tune of We Didn’t Start the Fire:
Beady-eyed infantile, ass-licking heap of bile
Masturbating, gerbil-raping, syphilitic schmuck
Circle-jerking cocksucker, driep-up dog turd, motherfucker
Jag-off cheapskate, sorry sumbitch, tryene to pass the buck…
and continues for about 12 verses, in 9 different languages, with links and footnotes. I was in tears.
Comedy GOLD!
In the same computer vein: From the Book of Jeremiah (developers’ edition)
I thought I’d busted my spleen or something.
Another vote for lno’s My rage burns with the fire of a million suns..
And I didna even know him then.
sigh Whatever. You saw the link to the thread already.
Let us not forget:
The Prehensile Rectum! AHHAAAAHAHAHHA!
YES! That’s a great one.
The rant that made me Second Offical Rant Master:
“The line is too long.” Another fun tale of customer stupidity
A very good thread.
Oh come on, I killed this thread, so let it lie!
This thread is exactly why I try to stay out of the Pit.
I’m at work-- with hours skewed from everyone else-- and when I check out the board on a break or lunch I start howling!
I apologize.
I believe I got here through a link from a recent thread. I didn’t mean to- but when you have several browser windows upen at once (and it was 2:30 in the morning too) you sometimes forget where you are, and many times I forget to look at the date when posting a reply. To paraphrase Istara.
She took the words right out of my hands, actually. But it resembles what she said in the Pit, so I feel credit should be given.
One question. There was once a rant, rather a long one I think, that had no(or very little)profanity. It went on and on and was funny as hell. Of course I can’t remember the title or the poster. Does anyone else remember a rant like this?
Sounds like something from Nostradamus. His are intelligent, witty and while there’s plenty of inuendo, there’s little that would make you actually cringe.