If McCain is our next President, you will hear and read the word “Maverick” with every mention of him. That word will attack your brain like Chinese water torture. It will be Hell on Earth for the next four years, or until his funeral, which will be one huge Maverick-fest. So PLEASE!!! Don’t let the guy win! I seriously cannot survive hearing that word even one more time!
And I’m starting to dislike the word “lipstick” too (unless, of course, it’s on an actual pig).
Don’t forget the POW-fest!
“President McCain, is it true that you’re nominating Robert Bork to the Supreme Court again?”
“Well, Helen, let me tell you, I didn’t have a Supreme Court for 5 1/2 years…”
Somehow, this makes it all worthwhile.
I thought Dennis Miller once had a good suggestion for a campaign slogan for McCain years ago when he ran against Bush: “I gave you six years-you fuckers owe me four.”
Plus, we’ll have to endure McCain calling us his “friends” over and over again.
I would vote for a potted plant before voting for a Republican president in the next election, and Obama is far superior to a potted plant.
John, why didn’t you ever learn to use a computer?
Well, I was a POW and…
Why did you turn your back on your country and provide cover for that crooked member of the Keating 5?
Well, I was a POW and…
John, you want drilling & you want it now, but the only drilling on the prior leases is being done by government staff to oil lobbyists. Why is that?
Well, I was a POW and…
And I thought the only robot in republican production was the Rudy-911.
I’d rather hear that than say “Listen”. ::d&r::
I don’t honestly see how anyone can call themselves a maverick in one breath, and inform everyone they voted with Bush 90% of the time in the next breath. What Ev.:rolleyes:
I was planning to restore a 71 or 72 Ford Maverick as my next project car (a “Grabber”). Now, I’m not so sure.
When or if you play Zelda 64 and Navi bugs you with “LISTEN”, you will now think about John McCain, dressed as tinkerbell.
Thank you so much for that image.
I’m a wee bit evil sometimes.
I’ve started DVRing the old episodes of Maverick, with James Garner and Jack Kelly. Actually, they’re quite a bit of fun, unlike our new style of Maverick.
Worse yet, this song will become a four-year earworm.
There are many reasons, but the most superficial (albeit, important to my sanity) one for me is that his voice makes me want to fillet puppies.
Is it just me?
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Poor, poor Goose. So young, so tragic.
What?