The best thing about Oscar season...

Find out the truth about the Oscar decision-making process, right here:

Inside the Hollywood Star Chamber

This just gets funnier every year.

And just out of curiosity, why Karl Malden?

That was hilarious! They do this every year?

Mmm-hmmm. Look in their “Blue Moons” archive. They started in 2000, I believe. They’re reasonably accurate, actually. Scary.

“Look, if I wanted to give an Oscar to a creepy elfin man who seduces adolescent girls in his hot tub, I’d give it to Malden Number Five!”