Find out the truth about the Oscar decision-making process, right here:
Inside the Hollywood Star Chamber
This just gets funnier every year.
And just out of curiosity, why Karl Malden?
That was hilarious! They do this every year?
Mmm-hmmm. Look in their “Blue Moons” archive. They started in 2000, I believe. They’re reasonably accurate, actually. Scary.
“Look, if I wanted to give an Oscar to a creepy elfin man who seduces adolescent girls in his hot tub, I’d give it to Malden Number Five!”
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”