Prerequisite: basic knowledge of The Smiths.
I promise you this will make your day.
Every one of them is simply perfect.
Some are better than others.
And it’s “listed crime”, not “list of crime”, FFS.
Some girl’s mothers are better than other girl’s mothers.
Ha! I never understood what was so great about Peanuts, but in this context, I love them.
And if you liked that you may enjoy the Horrible Histories song about Charles Dickens.
Unfortunately no vision, but the lyrics got my daughter through an exam.