In ye olden days, if they didn’t understand it, they gave God credit (or blame,) as the case may be.
Though nowadays it’s provably false, for thousands of years Creationism did a perfectly acceptable job of explaining why things were the way they were, and how they got that way.
“God did it. Now shut up and eat your spinach!”
“God made the world?”
“Yes.”
“Well then who made God?”
“Nobody made God. He made himself, or he was always there. I forget which.”
“If God made himself wouldn’t he have to be always there? If he was always there why would he have to make himself? That’s both the same, right?”
“Yes. God was always there. The question has no meaning.”
“well then…?”
Smack!!! "I said shut up and eat your spinach.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Let’s take a three asterisk break.
Fortunately we’re much more enlightened now. Hundreds of years of study by the most meticulous of minds have given us deep insight into the origins of the universe.
-The earth is condensed from a cloud of matter that originated in a supernova.
-It’s about 4.5 billion years old.
-The universe is somewhere between 9 and 15 billion years old. (What’s a few billion among friends?)
-All the matter in the universe originated in an event called The Big Bang.
-Science can get very close to the Big Bang and explain what was happening
-As of now they cannot explain the event itself. There are guesses, but only that. In fact, the question “Where did the Big Bang come from?” is fundamentally unknowable.
-This infinite expansion and contraction garbage i.e. Big Bang, Big Crush repeat, seems to be a load as well. Evidence points towards a steady state universe. This is it, a one shot deal.
SO where did the Big Bang come from?
Let’s ask a scientist.
“It just happened.”
“Well, what came before the big bang?”
“Nothing. Nothing at all. There was nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Then BANG! the universe came into being.”
“Where did the stuff come from that made up the Big Bang?”
“Nowhere. It just always existed, or it made itself. I forget which.”
“Well isn’t that the same thing?”
“There was nothing befrore the Big-Bang. That started everything. The question is by definition meaningless. The Big Bang made itself. Don’t you understand? It makes perfect sense. It’s logicaL ::MAD CACKLING::”
“Well then…?”
SMACK “SHUT UP!”
I’m glad we live in such an enlightened age.