The "Big Impact" Plan for Iraqi WMDs

You aren’t important enough to get it.
The Kay report is reserved exclusively for the real movers and shakers in Washington’s corridors of power:
Officials to Get Update on Iraq WMD Hunt

What power do you have ? One vote ? Well screw you, and the horse you rode in on. You have no need to know. :wink:

Well, September has come and gone, and the Kay’s report has finally arrived, shrunken from a “big impact” to something more akin to a wet fart. It is instructive to go back through the first couple of pages of this thread and reread the posts of the pro-war group here at the SDMB:

Ah, with regard to that last…’tis a consummation devoutly to be wished, Sam my boy. But I guess I’ll see it the day I go ice-skating in hell.

Anyway, the September report was supposedly going to be the last word. The findings were to remain classified “until U.S. intelligence concludes they amount to an irrefutable case that can be presented to the public,” according this source. “Few of the sites being investigated were known to U.S. intelligence before the war, said Kay, who’s a former chief weapons inspector for the United Nations.” (By contrast, in the ISG report, Kay defends his lack of progress by complaining that the group must inventory over 130 well-known ASP sites.)

And so now we we’ve waited six months for the presentation of this “irrefutable case.” Although Kay describes the progress made thus far as “remarkable,” the ISG has nevertheless failed to recover a single banned weapon system in Iraq. There are no “WMDs,” apparently. At worse, there may have been plans to implement research programs at some point in the distant future, after the sanctions had been lifted.

Some elements of the Kay report are fairly exquisite examples of US doublethink. Consider, for example, the following:

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I thought they said they weren’t going to release a report until they had produced an “irrefutable case.”

I beg your fucking pardon? “Bounded by large uncertainties,” and “heavily caveated”? Everyone in the entire administration insisted, prior to the war, that they were 100% certain that Iraq possessed “WMDs.” In his speech on the eve of the invasion, for example, Bush stated unequivocally that “intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.” Perhaps I’m just biased, but I fail to find the caveat in that statement.

Hmmm… 25000 liters of anthrax bacteria, and 38000 liters of botulinum toxin. How many liters are there to the average garage, do you think?

Whoa. Not only did they apparently not have chemical weapons; they didn’t even have a CW program, according to Kay. He’s certainly produced an airtight case thus far. Not.

So those tubes, again – weren’t they supposed to be evidence of a reconstituted Iraqi nuclear program? According to Kay, apparently not. Still unconvinced, Sam? Then consider this intersting passage from the Washington Post:

I must admit, I’m puzzled by the resounding silence Kay’s report has been met with, both in the media and here at the SDMB.

A duece and a half, in tanker configuration, has a 1200 gallon tank (~4500 liters). What’s that, 14 trucks?

The ones against the war are getting tired of saying we told you so. The ones for the war I hope have curled up and died of embarrasment.

I’m trying to patiently wait for the final report due out in 6-9 months. Much closer to the timeline that I originally predicted.

I too can hardly wait for that glorious day, 6-9 months from now, when they conclusively, finally, report that they will definitely need more time.

Unless, of course, we invade Syria/Iran/Venezuela/France. In that case they’ll probably lay all the cards on the table, admit they were wrong, and ask us all to get past it so we can deal with the soon-to-be current crisis.

It’s all part of the Evil Liberal Media Conspiracy to discredit President Bush!

Oh, wait…

Or, (with apologies to WWW) in the time-is-money way of things:

Well, gee whiz. I was expecting, as promised, a Steel Cage Death Match between Mr. S and Scylla. To be conducted at the very highest levels of rhetorical propriety, in complete absence of rhetoric. This would be miracle enough for the price of admission.

Alas, it appears that it is not to be. Mr. S even poured political chum into the water by resurrecting this thread from the crypts. But the Tighty Righties are not to be tempted, and cannot be lured. More’s the pity.

I note with alarm SCM101’s suggestion that they have suffered death by embarassment. I would have assumed that anyone who had survived junior high would be immune to such a fate.

Is there any way we can send someone to check on them, make sure they’re quite all right?

Easy there big fella.

Hmmm, kinda over-optimistic doncha think? Maybe if you traded the “M” for a “B”…

Oh yes, they’re all right, each and every one of them. That’s why they’re so wrong.

Sorry, sorry, no need to hurl anything, except of course for your own chunks…
I’ll leave now.

In fairness, we have had several acknowledgments of reality, some quite angry, from the realists among the GOP partisans here. I have high respect for anyone who can admit they were fooled - that’s one of the hardest admissions for anyone to make, and some have made it.

There are even a few dead-enders here still believing they somehow haven’t been lied to, and that the war was right anyway etc.

But you’re generally right; unfortunately the bulk of the loudest chickenhawks haven’t had the integrity to take either stand, despite any amount of coaxing.

I rather like Ironic Times cut on it

http://www.ironictimes.com/

Bush: WMD Report Justifies Case for War

If we hadn’t attacked we never would have known there was no reason to do so.

I dunno. I kind of lost the heart for it when I learned Roy was in critical condition after getting mauled.

Maybe you guys can go on like nothing happened…

And, by the way, another $600 million.

It is my firm conviction that the knee-jerk defenders will never admit that the Smirk in Chief is a ******* liar and that Colin Powell has proved to be just another oportunist who goes along because he likes his cushy job. It would be just too painful.

And why is Lieberman being treated like shit when he’s the only candidate worth a crap

" Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn., said Kay’s report shows Saddam’s clear intent to develop chemical and biological weapons and the missiles to deliver them. He said, however, that the administration didn’t tell the public the whole truth.

“There is some evidence that the Bush administration exaggerated unnecessarily,” he told “Fox News Sunday.” Lieberman, a presidential candidate, said the exaggeration “did discredit what was otherwise a very just cause of fighting tyranny and terrorism.”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,99149,00.html

Because he is acting like shit. He is still cravenly trying to justify swallowing the administration line and voting for giving GW carte blanche in the matter of war in Iraq. The party should bury him deep and forget him quick as a Presidential candidate.

Really? To me he is the one who does not appear totally frothing at the mouth insane with hate, and he actually seems to be campaigning on issues.

But I guess in this election being a good Democrat is about how much you can hate the President.

Lieberwho?

Well, I don’t think that you are the premier source of advice to Democrats as to their best candidate.

And, in my opinion, any President who has lied about evidence and thereby conned the legislature and public into an unjustified war which results in pissing off most of the rest of the world has cause great damage to the US and has earned a certain amount of disrespect and even, yes, hatred.