The Bill Barr Thread

[Ukulele_Ike]

@VinylTurnip

Good God, man… for a second there I thought I was going to have to respect Marco Rubio for something. Don’t ever scare me like that again!

Yeah, if you’re ever confused about Rubio’s motive for something, “hypocrisy” is the safe bet.

I would call him the Seth Pecksniff of the Senate if there weren’t so many other contenders for the title.

[carnivorousplant]

Donald Trump Sr. got something like six million bucks from his Daddy at age 6 or 8. Did Sr do the same for Jr?

[Walken_After_Midnight]

One can now make easy Bill Barr memes: one, two, three

[Walken_After_Midnight]

In the spirit of meme, I am presenting today’s Bill Barr news in pictorial form.

(Story Source; SuperLame Word Balloon Engine)

[bobot]

Testing, just quickly testing…

Image tagged in william barr attorney general

Did it work?

(ETA: yup.)

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Walken_After_Midnight

One can now make easy Bill Barr memes: one, two, three

My god, he’s melting, isn’t he?

[Walken_After_Midnight]

@Ukulele_Ike

My god, he’s melting, isn’t he?

Now you’re making me imagine Bill Barr opening the Ark of the Covenant for Trump and his cronies.

[asahi]

I’m sure defense attorneys everywhere must be getting a kick at the brand new legal strategy that AG Barr just gave them.

“Yes, your honor, that’s my client’s voice on that tape, but never mind that - the FBI was SPYING on my client!”

[ElvisL1ves]

Maybe Barr has taken inspiration from John Mitchell’s mug shots. Nixon’s Attorney General served 19 months for conspiracy, obstruction and perjury.

[Nametag]

@ElvisL1ves

Maybe Barr has taken inspiration from John Mitchell’s mug shots. Nixon’s Attorney General served 19 months for conspiracy, obstruction and perjury.

“That’s Guilty! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!”

[Snowboarder_Bo]

So I read the transcript of Jan Crawford’s interview with Bill Barr and I gotta say: he’s lying. He lies consistently throughout the interview and even gets caught in a couple of them. He’s lying lying lying. Don’t trust this man. Don’t trust anything he says. He’s lying.

[dasmoocher]

@Snowboarder_Bo

So I read the transcript of Jan Crawford’s interview with Bill Barr and I gotta say: he’s lying. He lies consistently throughout the interview and even gets caught in a couple of them. He’s lying lying lying. Don’t trust this man. Don’t trust anything he says. He’s lying.

*New York *magazine’s take on the interview:

In Terrifying Interview, William Barr Goes Full MAGA

They have a different take on Barr’s lying:

As far as Barr is concerned, Trump has done nothing wrong, and all the shredding of norms has been done against him, not by him. Trump’s calls to jail all his opponents, his non-stop lies, his demands to punish independent media and satirists, his open conviction that law enforcement should operate at his personal command and follow him loyally, not to mention the repeated obstruction of justice detailed by Mueller — none of it concerns Barr even slightly.

Everything Barr has said and done during this investigation tells us he is not lying about this belief. The terrifying truth is that he all but surely believes every word.