The bomb squad was a dog

My OP must have exploded. Let’s try this again…

A dog that can defuse bombs- I wonder how much they want for that dog.

A dog that can defuse bombs- I wonder how much they want for that dog.

Just as long as you don’t light the little thread that you’ll find sticking out of its rear. Thank you.

Well, that’s an unexpectedly positive twist on the usual “Nitwits take their dog out in public without having adequate control over it” story.

It’s rare for the form “animal apparently decides to play with x, thereby pulling it apart,” (where x is a variable,) to yield such cheerful results.