The cake must be neutralized

I wasn’t sure where to place this. If this is the wrong forum, would some friendly mod move it? Thanks.

Do I cut the red wire or the black wire?

A cinema chain in San Antonio decided to do a big promotion for The Dark Knight. Unfortunately, one television station thought it was a real threat.

Why take it so serious? >_>

Wow, the cake really is a lie.

This would be a great gift for the person who, when offered “cake or death,” simply can’t make up his mind.

Yep. Just ask the city of Boston about Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the Mooninite signs.

Beat me to it.

Unbelievable. You, [SUBJECT NAME HERE], must be the pride of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE].