The Celebrity Baby Name Pool 2005

From what the magazines indicate, it’s now Celebrity breeding season, so this is a good time to start a **Celebrity Baby Name Pool **.

Pick ten names you think it’s likely that some celebrity will inflict on their newborn between now and December 31st, 2005.

Rules:

  1. the Celebrity’s newborn must be born between June 13th and December 31st, 2005.

  2. In order to claim points for your pick being used, you must provide a link to a news article showing the name and the parents.

  3. Celebrity is defined for game purposes as someone who is an entertainer: actors, sports figures, musicians, writers, comics etc.

  4. Your name picks may not be in the top 500 most popular names during 2005. Please check your potential picks before posting them. And keep in mind that names often gain popularity quickly, so try to avoid names you suspect are on that verge; when we check on New Years Eve you don’t want your picks to get ousted for a sudden surge in popularity.

  5. Please pick names not already used by celebs, so no Apples or Jermagestys.

  6. Any article found to say something along the lines of “Ditzy celeb says she plans to name her child ___” that are dated before the child’s birth but after being posted in this thread will eliminate the name from point eligibility. However, if you pick the name before such a proclamation, you won’t be penalized for being physic.

  7. You names can be inspired by anything you like. Hell, make them up completely.

  8. You may post to this thread at any time for the rest of the year, but babies born before you post your list will not count towards your point total.

Points scale:

  • one point per name (mis)used.
  • one point additional point each for the first and last used names
  • three points additional for any newborn whose first and middle name (5 points total)
  • three points additional if twins are born and both names are used.
  • in the case of more than one person picking the same name, the number of posters with as their choice that is eventually used will result in the point awarded being divided by the number of posters who picked it. Two posters = .5 points each etc.
    I’ll post my picks in a bit, and hope you will as well.

format inspired by the The Celebrity Death Pool, so thanks go to a35362 and Little Nemo :slight_smile:

I’m coming up with my list but I just wanted to say I think this is a much more fun and much less depressing idea than the Celebrity Death Pool.

I have a question–how do we know that no celeb has used a particular name for their baby? I mean, we all know the stranger ones like Apple and Coco and whatever but what about semi-normal ones that aren’t in the top 500? Is there a site listing all names used by celebrities for their offspring?

Let’s say that if you do a google search for “star names baby+[name choice]” and don’t come with a hit for a celebrity naming a kid that, it’s fair game. This is a site with a partial list, though http://www.babyzone.com/babynames/celebritynames.asp

That’s the list I compared mine against (along with the link in the first post for top 500 names of last year) so I guess without too much thought and prep, this is my list:

  1. Glamour
  2. Colby
  3. Cannes
  4. Berlin
  5. Spicy
  6. Tartan
  7. Crest
  8. Yummy
  9. Creed
  10. Marxx

Do we get to pick the celebrity/ies to whom the child is born too or is it just names?

This is fun, btw.

Just the names, as far as points count :smiley: You can make predictions as to who will use them, but you still would get one point for it being used even if another celeb used the name instead.

  1. Aviva
  2. Arli
  3. Bliss
  4. Delores
  5. Corona
  6. Conti
  7. Devlin
  8. Elora
  9. Eamon
  10. Francis
  11. Fleur
  12. Granita
  13. Hortense
  14. Hillary
  15. Ida
  16. Iran
  17. Iraq
  18. Jesseniqua
  19. Jacka
  20. Louisa
  21. Lorimer
  22. Maebe
  23. May
  24. Marcus
  25. Nora
  26. Nola
  27. Nadison
  28. Norbert
  29. Orange
  30. Orale
  31. Pear
  32. Prudence
  33. Paloma
  34. Parsippany
  35. Parsnip
  36. Queen
  37. Quintynne
  38. Rosamel
  39. Rover
  40. Rockie
  41. Shoshanna
  42. Seeward
  43. Seethe
  44. Tabitha
  45. Thor
  46. Uhiness
  47. Uma
  48. Valentina
  49. Verakai
  50. Winifred
  51. Wilbur
  52. X
  53. Yynne
  54. Yo
  55. Zeke
  56. Zephyr
    :smiley:

As most of these are deliberately awful I’m rather hoping only get a few points.

Alpha
Crash
Equality
Hootie
Human
Milk
Peace
Power
Storm
Zulu

I probably put more thought into these names than their prospective parents and I picked them from the random gray matter inside my head:

  1. Contessa
  2. Ava
  3. Homer
  4. Oscar
  5. Sally
  6. Joan
  7. Shirley
  8. Murphy
  9. Rufus
  10. Browning
  11. Esmerelda
  12. Emerson
  13. WHAM!
  14. !
  15. Biggus Dickus
  16. Rafe
  17. Elora
  18. Hermione
    19 Phineus
  19. Gideon.
  20. Sirius
  21. Ruby
    23.Pearl

This is a cool idea, but what about spelling variations? Parents these days are so “creative” with the spellings like Jhenaffur and such. How should these be dealt with?

I’ve already predicted that Dave Foley would name a daughter “Queen”

And a son “Chip.”

My goodness! I wanted to put Melvin on my list, but it’s in the top 500! I never would have believed it.

  1. Andromeda
  2. Bast
  3. Cannonball
  4. Fibroid
  5. Galax
  6. Gore
  7. Hyacinth
  8. Jock
  9. Magothy
  10. Mucus
  11. Patsy
  12. Quebueno
  13. Rust
  14. Semolina
  15. Seymour
  16. Trixie
  17. Zambini

I am shocked in a Claude Rains kinda way that this thread isn’t more popular.

Some of us are out here thinking about what names people could possibly come up with…

GT

My picks…

  1. Jakarta
  2. Pizazz
  3. Pomegranate
  4. Quartz
  5. Fjord
  6. Atoll
  7. Drusilla
  8. Xerxes
  9. Zingiber

I laughed. Then I realised that this is a real possibility :confused:

A friend of mine who is an admirer of Stephen Hawking swears that he will name his firstborn child “Hawking,” regardless of the child’s sex.

So I pick “Hawking” as a celebrity kidname. Somebody in Hollywood is bound to want to put on intellectual airs. My #1 suspect: Tom & Katie. Their lovechild will be a girl named Hawking. You read it here first.

I can’t believe no one else has posted to this. I think this is a fascinating idea and a bit less morbid than the Death Pool.

  1. Elf
  2. Barnabus
  3. Anakin
  4. Frog
  5. Celestial
  6. Persephone
  7. Balthaszar
  8. Solomon
  9. Walker
  10. Onyx
  11. Storm