Well it was just a thought. If people like the way this is going then that’s cool with me.
And hey what do you know? I scored today. Wendie Jo Sperber has died.
Me too.
Point of order: It’s December 1st. Shouldn’t the Celebrity Death Pool 2K6 be posted by now?
Yes.
Well, as we head into the homestretch for the 2005 game, there are some interesting late-breaking developments. With the deaths of George Best (41 points), Pat Morita (27 points), and Wendie Jo Sperber (53 points), our scoreboard stands as follows…
Still with a comfortable lead is Rachm Qoch at 202 points.
Leaping ahead into a comfortable second place spot is amarone with 148 points.
And making a come-from-behind late surge into third place is last year’s champion, Captain Lanch Murdoch, with 116 points. He has a unique pick with Wendie Jo Sperber.
IrreverentTone stands alone with 107 points.
LilyoftheValley rounds out the top five with 106 points.
NurseCarmen has 103 points.
After this point, everyone else on the scoreboard has less than half the points that Rachm Qoch has. To continue:
VunderBob has 92 points.
Mehitabel has 84 points.
plnnr has 80 points.
Happy Lendervedder rounds out the top ten with 76 points.
Sevo has 72 points.
CowPatty and
Rico have 69 points each.
owlstretchingtime also makes a vertical move and now has 68 points.
Baker has 67 points.
Hugh Jass has 66 points.
BadBadger also makes a significant move up in the world to rest at 60 points.
DeVena
TeaElle and
Zog_10 are tied with 59 points each.
Avenger leaves behind the Pope Club to join
eman77
Mr. Babbington
yellowval
zamboniracer and
Zsofia, tied with 57 points each.
a35362 and
ladybug are tied with 53 points each.
MissTake and
Paul in Saudi are tied with 52 points each.
Anni
brianjedi
drewbert
E. Thorp
Earthman
fruitbat
gonzoron
Sean Factotum
Squonk
Suburban Plankton and
Wallflower are tied with 51 points each.
racer72 has 49 points.
Hal Briston and
HelloKitty are tied with 46 points each.
Omega Glory has 45 points.
cadolphin
Carm6773
Diceman
Etherman
Kat
melondeca
SandyHook
Terminus Est and
The Vorlon are tied with 44 points each.
Freddy the Pig has 43 points.
Long Time First Time has 42 points.
BiblioCat and
5 time champ have 39 points each.
Anastasaeon
Diogenes the Cynic
dwc1970
infamousmom
Lockz
Mona Lott
Pablito and
trublmaker have 37 points each.
Agent Foxtrot
booklover
Cinnamon Girl
hammos1
Jaade
Lathe of Heaven
Lucretia
Lvgeogeek
Max Torque
Menocchio
middleman
Sami41
Santos L Halper
Shirley Ujest
Thunder
Time Like Tears
WIGGUM and
WVmom have 36 points each.
amarinth
Little Nemo and
Stage Manager have 35 points each.
cazzle has 34 points.
Annie-Xmas and
Kilvert’s Pagan have 33 points each.
edwino has 32 points.
Anonymous Coward
The Great Zamboni
Jamlad
Jeep’s Phoenix
jsgoddess
Miabella
Munch and
Uvula Donor have 31 points each.
RumMunkey and
Spiff have 30 points each.
Yllaria has 28 points.
Rodd Hill and
TellMeI’mNotCrazy have 27 points each. We welcome TMINC to the scoreboard with the unique pick of Pat Morita.
ataraxy22
bobkitty
gobear
Iceland_Blue
malkavia
NotWithout Rage and
Typically Sunday have 24 points each.
Club 33
Qwisp
Skammer and
Wicked Blue have 21 points each.
bowler girl
katie1341
Lamar Mundane
mikeargo
SpoilerVirgin
sWitchazel
Tenar and
uglybeech have 20 points each.
Andrew 21
Antigen
Arch Trout
cbawlmer
Cisco
clipper
Dolores Reborn
Dotsy A.
drm
Einmon
EmperorRoman
h.sapiens
imthjckaz
Kuizelemartz
lel
Lsura
MC$E
Mr. Blue Sky
Ms Macphisto
Nightwatch Trailer
Padeye
Priceguy
psycat90
qwest
Scruloose
Sir Dirx
SpazCat
Tapioca Dextrin
tarragon918
Trillionaire
twickster
Vevila
vivalostwages
wolf in second hand clothing and
zoogirl have 16 points each.
labtrash has 15 points.
Saitou and
Sternvogel have 11 points each.
pohjonen has 9 points.
And GWVet and
Idle Thoughts have 8 points each.
And nobody picked Keith Andes, Stan Berenstain, Pamela Duncan, Ralph Edwards, Eddie Guerrero, Adrian Rogers, Harold Stone, Bob Tisch, Chris Whitley, or Link Wray.
I will post the final scoreboard and announce the various award winners after the first of the year.
Congratulations, scorers!
Whew! Thanks for all that work, sweetie!
Now, somebody do me a favor and kill al-Zarqawi dead so I can score mucho points. And, you know, for justice and all that.
Okay, I’ve accepted the fact that I’m not going to win again this year. But I could still at least break out of the pack and make the top twelve if Kim Jong-Il would work with me. C’mon, Kim, would it kill you to die? Other than literally I mean?
Australian businessman and cleaning product identity Kevin “Big Kev” McQuay has died, aged 56.
That marks my first ever use of the phrase “cleaning product identity”.
No one picked her, but writer Mary Hayley Bell died on December 1st.
TOP 10! WOO-HOO!
Holy ALW! Ms. Bell wrote the original novel “Whistle Down the Wind,” and her daughter Hayley Mills starred in the original movie.
Annie-Xmas, who took her name from the musical is very, very sad!
Gregg Hoffman, producer of the horror film Saw II, has passed away at the age of 42. After complaining of neck pain and being admitted to Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital, Hoffman died Sunday of natural causes.
Nobody picked Kevin McQuay, Mary Hayley Bell, or Gregg Hoffman.
In an unprecedented occurrence, a rapper has died young. Steve Zorn died from playing solitaire with a loaded pen-gun, whatever the hell that is.
He died of natural causes, yet an autopsy is planned? Fucked up neck is Natural causes these days? I suppose so is lightning strikes. Or the effects of gravity and sudden deceleration, those are two things found often in the natural world. And how about momentum? Momentum is a natural state, and it’s influence on the flight path of a bullet could be seen as nutural then, right?
Neck pain and natural causes sounds like meningitis to me. He’s awfully young to die of natural causes with no real reason given.
Well, 14th place isn’t too bad for my first time!
Heart attack can cause neck pain and nothing else.
When my husband had his heart attack, he got a headache. He’s weird.