The Celebrity Death Pool 2008

Okay, this is the first time I’ve entered. Be gentle.

Christopher Lee
Elizabeth Taylor
George H W Bush
Britney Spears
Pele
Ronnie Corbett
Robbie Williams
Gary Glitter
Ringo Starr
Terry Pratchett
Bobby McFerrin
Nicholas Lyndhurst
Lachlan Murdoch
Alternatives:
Thelma Barlow
Richard Clayderman

Some of these names you may not recognise, as many are UK celebrities. And one of them is Australian. I’ve listed them in my personal expectation of the order of likelihood that they’ll kick the bucket. I think my chances of getting any points at all are very remote.

Fidel Castro
Mikheil Saakashvili
Margaret Thatcher
Queen Elizabeth II
Ross Perot
Alan Greenspan
Russell Johnson
Wilford Brimley
James Earl Jones
Dick Van Patten
Bob Barker
Dick Clark
Walter Cronkite

Yeah, who’s Ringo Starr? :confused:

:wink:

Still hoping to score a few more points this year, but going ahead and posting my 2008 list (subject to revision):

THE HOLDOVERS

Oral Roberts – This is my fifth year of Celebrity Death Pool participation, and I’ve pickied Oral each time. Since I have a personal rule to only go for folks who are worth at least ten points each, this is his last appearance on my list regardless of whether God finally calls him home by the end of 2008.

Bob Feller – Made the Baseball Hall of Fame on the first ballot, but now faces his final round of eligibility as far as the Sternvogel standard is concerned.

Art Donovan – Another of my charter selections. I can’t believe the clock hasn’t run out on him yet.

Jack Kevorkian – Apparently “Dr. Death” believes in fighting for his own life, but he’s got to lose the battle eventually.

Louis Farrakhan – Will this ex-calypso performer finally belt out his swan song?

Pete Seeger – Since he sang Turn, Turn, Turn, he knows that there’s “a time to die” and (for his fans) “a time to mourn”.

Norodom Sihanouk – One of those guys who’s apparently able to carry out his death throes for years, but I just know that the year I drop him will be the year he ascends to a celestial throne.

Abdelaziz Bouteflika – Perhaps he’s licked stomach cancer (if he indeed ever had the disease), but I figure Algeria needs some representation in this thread.

Fidel CastroEl Jefe may indeed already be dead, but I’m figuring that George W. Bush will be the U.S. president who finally “outlasts” the Cuban leader (albeit by as little as a month).

AND NOW, THE NEWCOMERS

After the deaths of 2007 selections Robert Anton Wilson, Art Buchwald, Jerry Falwell, and Joey Bishop, here are my draft picks:

Mort Walker – The creator of Beetle Bailey will join such recently-deceased cartooning colleagues as Brant Parker and Johnny Hart.

Ralph Kiner – Feller’s teammate for one year will join (or precede) “Rapid Robert” in the “Field of Dreams”.

Kay Yow – Veteran coach of the North Carolina State Wolfpack Women has been battling breast cancer.

Earl Scruggs – Just a hunch that he’ll be pickin’ on Heaven’s front porch ere long.

PLAINTEXT ALPHABETIZED LIST

Abdelaziz Bouteflika
Fidel Castro
Art Donovan
Louis Farrakhan
Bob Feller
Jack Kevorkian
Ralph Kiner
Oral Roberts
Earl Scruggs
Pete Seeger
Norodom Sihanouk
Mort Walker
Kay Yow

For a second there, I was worried.

I requested we have the rule be one major news source to verify celebrity, but even that got shot down. Pretty much anything goes it seems, but I would think that you would have to somehow demonstrate that your guy died. Otherwise I could pick Erbwb “Spanky” Vliknloutisovawicz and just claim he died of spontaneous human combustion at the age of 18 and ask everyone to take my word for it.

On that subject, who is Ritter’s pick, Ben Aud? I just googled him and got zero.

Once again, immortality for everyone on my list! (And huge thanks to a35362 for the past years of being Pool Keeper. Shoulda tossed some chlorine in there…)

Here’s the 2008 list that will go nowhere, once again, entertainment heavy:
Paul Harvey
Tina Louise
Pete Seeger
William Schallert
Barbara Hale
Mitch Miller
Helen Gurley Brown
Olivia Newton-John
Farrah Fawcett
Amy Winehouse
Kylie Minogue
Brian Bonsall
Ashleigh Brilliant

Alternates:

Gordon B. Hinckley
Eminem

Dick Cheney
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Charlton Heston
Britney Spears
Sidney Lumet
Fidel Castro
Nasser El Sonbaty (bodybuilder)
Chavo Guerrero, Jr (wrestler)
Sidney Ray Eudy (Psycho Sid, Sid Vicious, Wrestler)
Mel Brooks
Nicole Richie
Mariusz Pudzianowski (strongman)
Alberto Contador (cyclist)

alt: Michael Jackson

Substitution, please.

Drop Hugo Chavez, add Geraldine Ferraro…

Geraldine Ferraro
Pervez Musharraf
Michael J. Fox
Joni Mitchell
Louis Farrakhan
Tony Snow
Suzanne Pleshette
Farah Fawcett
Amy Winehouse
Muhammed Ali
Elizabeth Edwards
George Soros

Alternates:

Fred Phelps
Kim Jong-Il
Michael Moore

I missed last year, and am jumping in now for 2008!

Fidel Castro
Bob Barker
John Madden
Eunice Kennedy Shriver
Rush Limbaugh
Elizabeth Taylor
Dick Cheney
Curtis Jackson (50 Cent)
Elizabeth Edwards
Billy Graham
Owen Wilson
Muhammad Ali
Stephen Hawking

Alternates:

Abigail Van Buren
Paul Harvey

Sorry.

Here ye be:

Dane Cook
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Norman Borlaug
Mickey Foote
Nancy Regan
John Mayall
Margaretta Large Fitler Murphy “Happy” Rockefeller
Don Shula
Darryl Strawberry
Hubert “Geese” Ausbie
Jovanka Budisavljević Broz
Lew Lewis
Caril Ann Fugate

Alternates:

Todd Rundgren
Martin Gardner

You only have twelve names on the main list – did you inadvertently drop someone, or do you want to move Phelps up?

You [VunderBob] had Roger Ebert on your original list. I will keep Ebert and replace Chavez with Ferraro.

Thanks.

Wishful thinking, eh?

I had my best year in 2007 and I’m hoping to do better in 2008…ummm…I mean I’m wishing everyone on my list a long and healthy life…yeah, that’s it

Lauren Bacall
Fidel Castro
Walter Cronkite
Gulistan Dugan
Farrah Fawcett
Billy Graham
Larry Hagman
Henry Kissinger
Jerry Lewis
Robert Mugabe
Ariel Sharon
Than Shwe
Elizabeth Taylor

The former FIrst Lady (Nancy Reagan) or Nancy Regan? I am going with Reagan unless I hear otherwise.

Well, this will be my first foray into the realm of celebrity death prognostication. I haven’t read all the lists, just glanced over most of them, so I hope I don’t copy anybody’s too closely. And I can’t believe all the Amy Winehouse picks. When I saw the first one, I thought it was a joke, but I noticed her name popped up a few more times. Is she really that self-destructive? Well, here goes…

Bea Arthur
Rue McClanahan
Betty White
Estelle Ghetty
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Yoko Ono
Tony Danza
John Glenn
Stephen Hawking
Mindy McCready
Judd Hirsch
Judd Nelson

Hey, might as well have some fun with it right? :slight_smile:

Oh, and for an alternate, how about…Nichele Nichols, for a little racial diversity. Plus she’s old.

Here’s my list

Farrah Fawcett
Liza Minelli
Eddie Van Halen
Fidel Castro
Amy Winehouse
Tom Sizemore
Dick Cheney
Elizabeth Edwards
John Goodman
Gary Busey
Danny Bonaduce
John Glenn
Mary Tyler Moore

alternates

Gene Wilder
Dick Van Dyke

My list for 2008:

Muhammad Ali
Fidel Castro
Farrah Fawcett
John Forsythe
Adam Pacman Jones
Annette Funicello
Suzanne Pleshette
Ariel Sharon
Leroy Sievers
Tony Snow
Elizabeth Taylor
Margaret Thatcher
Amy Winehouse

Alternates:
Dick Cheney
Bobby Brown