I’ll just sit over here at the “I thought he died long ago” table…
Buy you a drink? Do you come here often?
Would that be a Shirley Temple?
She’s 82, only 18 points.
Why do you think I chose the name?
Good G-d, we can bribe you with Mad Dog 20/20.
So, back to these singers named, “Horne”…
Are you sitting down?
Good…because this is going to come as some stunning, shocking news.
Really, you’re scarcely going to be able to believe it.
Ok…<deep breath, long exhale>…here goes:
A former professional wrester has died. 56 points for Giant Gonzales.
FTR : I do not like Raccoon. I would decline the dish on principle. [[Actually, I’ve never had it, but that’s besides the point]]
Just so we all are clear on that.
Drink Your Ovaltine
Which translates for us as
Hi Opal!
Tell me I’m wrong.
Jennifer Rardin, author of the Jaz Parks series of chic-lit vampire books (but good ones) at age 45. I’m sad, they are a favorite.
The series: Jaz Parks series - Wikipedia
Her publisher: Jennifer Rardin - Orbit Books
Shocking!
Do any wrestlers live long lives?
Believe it or not, Wiki has a list.
Opaltine?
Segway company owner Jimi Heselden has died after riding a Segway off a cliff.
This is a deeply tragic event and IN NO WAY hilarious.
Whew, thanks for the warning. Otherwise I’d be laughing without cause.
I am trying not to larf.
Warning or not, I think we will soon segue into the jokes soon enough.
I just wonder what his family plans to do with the balance of their time.
Decorum will be maintained out of respect for the deceased, who was survived by his close friend, Wile E. Coyote.
The new Acme Segway: Now in Exploding ***and ***Cliff!
Somewhere, GOB Bluth is crying.