You guys don’t just have negative Karma, you have -i*Karma.
And she’ll never have two feet in the grave. Not the same grave, at least.
I see what you did there.
And that is dark, man. I love it.
Farley’s been on my alternate list for years. Goddammit.
Claudia Heill, Judo silver metal winner in the '04 Olympics jumps to her death at age 29. I suppose when your life is devoted to a single aspect, and second place is the best you can do, life quickly becomes pretty meaningless. Still, 71 points down the drain.
Possibly being Austrian is enough reason to kill yourself. Imagine the daily misery of being taken for an Australian.
Hall of Fame Boxing trainer, manager Gil Clancy dies at 88; worked with Ali, Frazier & Foreman. Age 88.
Standings at the end of the first quarter.
Liz Taylor was the only points-scorer to depart in March.
Name Died Age Points Votes
Elizabeth Taylor 23-Mar 79 21 21
The standings are:
Name Points Number #unique Youngest
1 Registered at Last 85 2 0 52
2 MsWhatsit 65 2 0 52
3 CowPatty 59 2 1 58
4 carnivorousplant 49 2 1 68
5 amarone 48 1 0 52
6= Boyo Jim 40 1 0 60
6= cadolphin 40 1 0 60
6= Rico 40 1 0 60
6= The Vorlon 40 1 0 60
10= Dung Beetle 37 1 0 63
10= GIGObuster 37 1 0 63
12 Ann Onimous 25 2 1 79
13= Anne Elk 21 1 0 79
13= Borborygmi 21 1 0 79
13= Cazzle 21 1 0 79
13= Gleena 21 1 0 79
13= Jack Batty 21 1 0 79
13= J-P L 21 1 0 79
13= lexi 21 1 0 79
13= malkavia 21 1 0 79
13= missred 21 1 0 79
13= Mona Lott 21 1 0 79
13= Mudshark 21 1 0 79
13= Orange Skinner 21 1 0 79
13= Paul in Qatar 21 1 0 79
13= racer72 21 1 0 79
13= SpoilerVirgin 21 1 0 79
13= Superbia-acedia 21 1 0 79
13= swampbear 21 1 0 79
13= Tamex 21 1 0 79
13= tarragon918 21 1 0 79
13= vivalostwages 21 1 0 79
33 42fish 17 1 0 83
34 KennerTheGreat 16 1 1 84
35= gwendee 11 1 0 89
35= Ms Box 11 1 0 89
37 fruitbat* 8 1 1 92
38 ErinPuff 6 1 1 94
39 Andrew 21 0 1 1 >100
40= 114 others 0 0 0
13 celebrities have died, representing 1.7% of the total and 2.2% of the votes.
WOOHOO! In a many way tie for 13th place which is, I suppose, an appropriate number in a death pool. 
Of course, I’ll be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the pack before year’s end but for now Ima celebrate 13th place.
Won’t we all?
Well, not Amarone, anyway.
40th Place free for all!
Wooooooo!
At what point should I begin to worry?
Zsa Zsa is sure to hop on over to help some people out.
I’ve got bigger fish to die.
When Merle Haggard and Aretha Franklin make miraculous recoveries.
Oh, wait…
I’m right there with you. So, I’ll bring a few bottles of Boonesfarm for us to party with. (I figure the leaders are partying with Cristal or some such).
Snowcreek Berry is my personal favorite flavor! Bring an extra bottle.
Hundreds dead because this bastard refused to step down after losing the election, This is one that I would be happy to get points for, maybe sooner than I expected.
WTF? A week of nothing?!?
This game is going to become impossible if the Grim Reaper is going to be taking breaks.
Let’s get on with it!
Ask and you shall receive. 
“Get up, get up out of your chairs, go to the window, throw the window open, stick your head out and yell I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
Sidney Lumet, Director of American Film Classics, Dies at 86
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/10/movies/sidney-lumet-director-of-american-classics-dies-at-86.html?_r=1
He’s doing his taxes.
Well, I suppose it was inevitable.