The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

Damn. She’s been one of my B-listers for a few years now.

I had just about completely forgotten about her. I suppose it will be easier now.

Fantasy author Diana Wynne Jones died on the 26th.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that no one had her.

He also wrote a play called “House of Blue Leaves” about a failed songwriter, his mentally deficient wife, his girlfriend who lives downstairs, and his son who wants to blow up the Pope, who was the first ever to visit NYC.
3 nuns who had gone to the roof of the building to get a better view of the motorcade, get locked out and climb down the fire escape and into the songwriter’s apartment.
I played one of the nuns in college - the crew’s nickname for me was “the Kosher Nun”

Super Glue Inventor no longer stuck to the mortal world at age 94.

Another rapper silenced.
I’m begining to think that job makes coal mineing with nukes look safe.

While wearing an asbestos suit.

If I knew the rapworld people, I would just pick all rappers for next year, since my previous picks of the top most wanted terrorists by the FBI and Everyone Else Just.Won’t.farking.Die.

Rappers are the new SNL.

Not for nothing – and I don’t know anything about the guy – but I don’t think he was a rapper. All the articles I’ve read list him as DJ – as in on the radio, and TeeVee actually jockeying discs.

I could be wrong … but he’d still be dead.

the term “DJ” now also refers to the guys at dance clubs who stand at turntables to do the “scratchings”

I know, but I thought the articles specifically said Radio DJ and Television DJ … working for BET TV and Radio.

Again … I could be wrong, I just don’t want those Rap death statistics overstated … you know, in fairness to the Wrestler’s death statistics.

If we could just get the rappers, wrestlers, terrorists and former SNL cast members into a convention hall together.

… along with the telephone sanitisers, hairdressers, management consultants, and documentary film producers…

Norway’s Diva off the ice at age 93. Zsa Zsa says “I was going to be next, goddamnit! Who does that viking slut think she is?!?”

Farley Granger featured in Hitchcock movie Strangers on a Train and Rope dies at 85. Zsa Zsa says “These B-listers can’t hold a candle to me. I’m next! Me! Me!”

Sure, Zsa Zsa says all those things … but they aren’t true.

In other words, she hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Robert Abbot, of the Royal Canadian Air Farce, died on Mar 26

Brian

I’m more alarmed by her claims of sudden weight loss.
“Eat all you want, still lose weight!” And “I lost weight
without exercise!” It’s just creepy and misleading.

Popular Russian Actress croaks at 75. Zsa Zsa furious. “Screw it! I’m never going to die! I will bury you all!”

Now, now, dahlink, Zsa Zsa’s just fashionably late.

I don’t know why y’all are so upset about Zsa Zsa. She’s one foot in the grave already…