The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

No no, I knew it was a joke, that wasn’t up for debate.

The quality of the bad (good) pun was.

No points for 100 year old Sol Saks who wrote the pilot episode of BEWITCHED and then kicked back and relaxed.

Doubtful points for Madely Pugh Davis 90 year old who once wrote for I LOVE LUCY.

I’ll submit that the Grim Reaper has picked up his game a little lately, but is anyone getting any points?

Certainly a rough week for screenwriters. Kevin Jarre who wrote Glory and Tombstone dies of heart failure at 56.

You don’t like running jokes?

slow clap Well played.

Happy International Zombie Day!

May a moldering corpse fail to bite and infect you for another year!

I didn’t know there was such a thing - how delightful - that makes my “scary bed hair” a perfect adornment

Sathya Sai Baba, Indian spiritual Guru, has another chance for reincarnation. Age 85.

So, does it really count if they come back?

New life, new points. It isn’t like they start at the same age they died at.

He had been a favorite of woo proponents and also a target of skeptics even in India.

One of his famous prophecies was that he would live on till the age of 96.

Advantage, and points go to the skeptics.

Nawang Gombu youngest Sherpa in the Hillary climb of Everest and reportedly the first person to climb Everest twice, dies at age 79.

It always throws me off, but Hillary went up Everest in 1953. I tend to think it happened 100 years earlier…

Question: Why did you climb Mt Everest?

Answer: Because it was there

Followup: Why are you the first to climb Mt Everest a 2nd time?

I am completely bugged that I “might” never know the answer to this question.

Because it was still there.

There are some people still alive who can answer this question.

“I left my wallet.”

Last night I dreamt the Pope and Zsa Zsa died.

I don’t have the pontiff, but I was quite excited to get to my computer and find out they are still going strong.
Dammit.

Let’s have a change and celebrate someone not dying. The oldest living Nobel Laureate, Rita Levi-Montalcini, turned 102 on Friday. For anyone interested in learning more about this remarkable woman (and several others) I recommend reading Nobel Prize Women in Science.

Just qeued up this book from my library. THANKS!

“To become a scant conversation piece in a trivial and slightly morbid contest on a popular message board. And while I am at it, Hi Opal!”