I first read that as “baking accident”
Marathoner Grete Waitz dead at 57.
Mason Rudolph, professional golfer has passed at age 76. Mason Rudolph, 1959 PGA Tour rookie of year, dies . Qualified for the US Open at age 16.
He’s acting?!?
The reviews on his latest performance: “He’s a little dead…”
I have a punch line involving “stump speech”, but I can’t come up with the rest of the joke.
Grete Waitz Norwegian marathon runner, 57.
I always knew she would die in the long run.
Michael Sarrazin dead of cancer at 70.
First the Brigadier, now Sarah Jane 
Oh, no! Not Sarah Jane! :eek: 
Dammit! Sarah Jane was one of the few Women Who Did Things in science fiction back in the day!
No one could say “Doctor!” in as many different ways as she did. Often in the same episode.
All that, and she was my first TV crush as an adult, too. This is one celeb assuming room temperature that truly leaves me saddened.
WOW.
Really?
:rolleyes:
He made a joke. Marathon runner. Long run. Joke.
Note this thread is full of jokes about recent deaths.
Well, yes.
Otherwise we’d have to admit to being a bunch of sickos.
Harry Blauvelt, retired USA Today Golf Reporter, dies in a traffic mishap, Age 70.
Tim Hetherington, co-director of ‘Restrepo,’ killed in Libya at age 41.
Reminds me of a specialized death list for next year – war correspondents.
BTW, is there a rule against submitting more than one death list? 'Cause, ya know, my list of lists is growing.
Derryn Hinch update…or downgrade. 
William A. Rusher, who took over as publisher of National Review two years after the magazine was founded by William F. Buckley Jr., has died at the age of 87. In 1964, Rusher was a key player in the movement to draft Barry Goldwater as the Republican nominee in the U.S. presidential election.
Gerald Smith bassist for TV on The Radio dies of lung cancer.