Which would go a long way towards explaining why anvils and pianos fall on the sidewalk next to me on a regular basis.
Okay, mods, whose list am I on?
Jeez Louise, they aren’t go to tell you.
What, you think they are a bunch of dummies?
Oh, wait, I see…
Besides, how do we know that Uncle Goat isn’t really Zsa Zsa Gabor?
Elmer Lynn Hauldren, better known as the Empire Carpet Man, is dead at 588-2300. Er, I mean 89.
Took me way to long to reference the number. :smack:
I was trying to figure out how in the world you got that many points
Jim Mandich, whose career with pro football’s Miami Dolphins was highlighted by starting at tight end during the team’s undefeated 1972 season, has died at the age of 62. Decades after his playing days ended, Mandich served as one of the commentators on radio broadcasts of the Dolphins’ games.
While it’s true that I can’t act my way out of a paper bag either, the only way to know for sure is for her to die and for me to dance on her grave.
Can you kick your way out of a paper bag?
Leno stole my joke about Obama being speechless over Teleprompter inventor dying.
But i stole the joke after someone re-tweeted an Ann Coulter tweet. so all is fair.
And if that dance is on one leg, some of us will still have our doubts. 
It’s been raining here in Michigan and, because the FATES hate me, I have a hellova period going on and our basement has a bit of a dribbley leak.
The last time this happened (basement,crimson time issues) was the day Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died.
So, here is to history repeating itself in GRAND EPIC FASHION!
I’m pretty sure Fawcett and Jackson aren’t going to die again. Some things can’t be repeated.
Maybe we’ll get Brian Fawcett and Keith Jackson…
Brian Keith has been dead for years.
It looks like their is some withdrawal pains, and in honor of the Royal Wedding, a King has Died. Long live the King.
Stoney Burns, King of the Hippies, and Co-Founder of Underground Paper Dallas Notes and Buddy, Has Died.
Article does not list his age.
OTOH Keith Richard is an immortal.
Actually, Keith Richards was brutally murdered by Mick Jagger in 1979 or whenever SOME GIRLS came out. Richards was then re-animated by a voodoo curse Jagger learned from his years hanging out with witch doctors. About the same time, Jagger started being with Jerri Hall or whatever her name was. It’s all there in the lyrics man, but you have to listen really closely.
“You know, you always have the Lord by your side.”
“I was so pleased to be informed of this, I ran thirty red lights in His honor.”
OMG, it all makes sense now!
I was reviewing some history.
Was 2003 the first year we did a Death Pool? Also, where is the thread for 2004?
I don’t know about 2003 – Little Nemo brought the concept here – but I think 2004 was the year the board was hacked and we lost a lot of posts at the beginning of the year.