The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

I always try to pick a pro rassler for my Death Pool because they all seem to die young. This year, I picked an old rassler, Bruno Sammartino. I considered Hulk Hogan, but forgot about Macho Man.

If that ain’t a fitting tribute, then, I don’t know what is!

Hey, now, I don’t opine anything. I’ve had all my shots.

Semi-related.

Bill Hunter, Australian actor, dead at age 71.

It’s now several hours past the Judgement day deadline. No raptures reported, no earthquakes. There’s a volcanic eruption in Iceland, that’s hardly out of the ordinary. We didn’t even get the heavy rain predicted. It’s a bigger let down than the Y2K bug.

Nuts.

Rained like hell here last night.

:slight_smile:

Songwriter Joseph Brooks, facing sex charges, commits suicide.

Dead at age 73, he will not be “lighting up any more lives”

He deserved death just for that song.

He deserved death for being that ugly.

This is a few days late, but it should be noted here.

The stop watch has stopped ticking for Veteran CBS newsman, and and one of the original 60 Minutes producers, Joseph Wershba, dies at age 90.

Thread over at Cafe Society: Barbara Stuart, better known as Miss Bunny on Gomer Pyle, hops no more. Age 81.

However Lou Ann Poovie lives on. There’s still hope for the world!

Plus also, Zsa Zsa has woken up from her coma. Amazing! 94 years old and still a tease!

In other Zsa Zsa news, Zsa Zsa has had her marriage annulled.

In a strange twist of fate, there are two Zsa Zsa’s that are making news. Zsa Zsa Padilla, a singer, is the Zsa Zsa who is having her marriage annulled.

Jeff Conaway reported to have taken a turn for the worse.

If you’re already in a coma, how much worse can you get?

You can die.

Other than that, not sure. Permanent Brain Damage?

the article says:

Bill Skiles, the “wacky” half of comedy duo Skiles and Henderson, has died at the age of 79. In a typical routine, Skiles would continually interrupt with musical and other sound effects, as well as impressions of celebrities and animals, while Henderson attempted to tell a story.

Zsa Zsa ducks in and out of comas like most people duck in and out of the supermarket, and as frequently.

I, I took my life.
I had no hope, couldn’t carry on.
I, I took my life with helium.
And now I sing
THIS HIGH PITCHED SONG.

you could end up in Ariel Sharon Death Pool purgatory

I think Death Pool Purgatory would be a cool band name!:smiley: