The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

To be fair, she also ducks in and out of the supermarket like most people duck in and out of comas.

Re: Already in a coma, how much worse can it get?

I think we could start a thread on that.

You can be Rush Limbaugh on the day after the 2008 election.
You can be Tiger Woods on the day after Thanksgiving 18 months ago.
You can be Lance Armstrong, right now.

I loved her in Green Acres.

That was her sister, Eva.

Zsa Zsa was in Queen of Outer Space.

Oh.

Never mind.

Best line about Brooks’s suicide-by-helium, posted on Talkin’ Broadway’s All That Chat:

Well, at least he went out on a high note.

Win. Snarky death comment over.

Couldn’t the poor bastard get hold of some nitrous oxide? That would be a GREAT death!

Forgot to mention that NYC radio station 1010WINS originally reported that James Brooks had commited suicide. Leading me to wonder about how the Simpsons would handle the news.

Get your names right, stupidheads.

Like a chipmunk

Former Chicago Blackhawk Stan Mikita has Oral Cancer.

Bill Rechin, who co-created the Crock comic strip, has died at the age of 80. Rechin also produced the strips Pluribus and Out of Bounds.

Paul Splittorff, 64, the winningest pitcher in Kansas City Royals history and a popular broadcaster for the team, died today after a battle with oral cancer and melanoma.

While not circling the drain in the usual sense, Kyle Busch does appear to have a death wish.

I heard of a guy who killed himself by drinking varnish. It was a terrible way to die but he had a great finish.

You have to sleep sometime, my friend. :dubious:

:rolleyes:

That joke is older than my grandmother, and she farts dust.

I laughed.

Huguette Clark: New York’s billionaire recluse dies, aged 104

Yes, she is over age but still a good story.

Is a recluse the opposite of a celebrity or is a person a celebrity because of their reclusiveness?