Baker
August 3, 2012, 2:57am
2202
Boyo_Jim:
Yes, I know you’re going to “Ohio”, but if you go near L.A., and you’re looking for some extra cash, there’s, um… some “business” you could take care of for me. You already have my “shopping list” and I’m sure we could reach some accord on a fair payment for your time.
I actually am going to Ohio, but as it turns out a couple of my choices are in California. One lives there normally, the other is in prison for life. Just thought I’d mention it.
You might let me know if anyone you are “interested in” lives between Kansas and my destination.
I’m thinking of 2013. Assuming I’m DeathMistress again I’m thinking of instituting a prize for the person who gets on the board with a selection, but has the least amount of points. I’m actually a baker by profession and I could send this “prizewinner” a consolation consisting of a couple dozen cookies.
TWEET!
Everybody! Out of the pool!
Choices for what?!?!
Baker
August 3, 2012, 4:46am
2204
My picks in the DeathPool, silly.
Ah, that’s what we were talking about.
Have a great vacation Baker !
I’m pretty low in points…
Baker:
I’m thinking of 2013. Assuming I’m DeathMistress again I’m thinking of instituting a prize for the person who gets on the board with a selection, but has the least amount of points. I’m actually a baker by profession and I could send this “prizewinner” a consolation consisting of a couple dozen cookies.
<begins compiling list of 99-year-old celebs>
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What a waste. I bet no one had her for 67 points.
Ironic that a death can be both point-filled and pointless.
Baker
August 4, 2012, 2:31am
2210
Randy Seltzer had a 99 year old celeb this year, and got the single point. A guy named Edward Short.
COOKIES!! (I would be able to pick them up in person too if I visit my parents in KS for the holidays :))
Baker
August 5, 2012, 12:26am
2212
This is a final reminder that your Deathmistress will be away from her computer from August 5 to August 11
When I return I’ll catch up on any points that need to be totaled. I just hope that Zsa Zsa or Lindsay Lohan don’t die while I’m away.
Baker:
This is a final reminder that your Deathmistress will be away from her computer from August 5 to August 11
When I return I’ll catch up on any points that need to be totaled. I just hope that Zsa Zsa or Lindsay Lohan don’t die while I’m away.
Spoilsport. Points is points
Baker, send me the spreadsheet. I’ll, um, take care of scoring while you’re gone. I wouldn’t want you stressing out over dead celebs on your vacation!
I don’t think you noticed, but several names on my list are encrypted, and by a strange coincidence the encryption algorithm spit out code that matched other unencrypted celebrity names. So I’ll just put the original names back to unencrypted while I’m at it.
Yeah, that’s the ticket…
2013 Death Pool Heads Up!
EVER-controversial US tabloid The National Enquirer has challenged Macaulay Culkin to take a drug test after claiming the troubled actor will soon die from a heroin addiction.
In standing by their self-described “detailed report” that the reclusive Home Alone star has six months to live, the publication - which ran similar stories on both Michael Jackson and Steve Jobs in the months prior to both high-profile deaths - yesterday urged Culkin to “get the treatment he so desperately needs”.
The image is rather shocking: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/passing-the-death-sentence-on-culkin/story-fn907478-1226443440507
Better view : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9446089/Macaulay-Culkin-denies-heroin-addiction-claims.html
If the story is true, he needs to stay alive another five months for at least 68 points.
a35362
August 5, 2012, 6:42pm
2216
First link provokes warning messages from my computer.
Dang! Had him on my 2011 list (picked out of thin air), but replaced him with the Gibb brother.
Baker? Baker? Baker?
listens for the crickets…
Chavela Vargas , Mexican singer, dies at 93.
sco3tt
August 7, 2012, 2:03pm
2220
Marvin Hamlisch has died at 68 .
I think you’ve got her confused with Beetlejuice.