The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

And we’re using US Central Time for all purposes, right? No matter where the celebrity is when they die?

Yep!

That doesn’t make sense. Are you going to change the date of death if the celeb dies on the other side of the international date line?

Here it is…

Desi Arnaz Jr.
Artie Lange
Gavin MacLeod
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Drew Carey
Aretha Franklin
Jaye P. Morgan
David Soul
Joanne Woodward
Roger Ebert
Bob Barker
Dick Clark
Michael Douglas

Steve Sabol - NFL films
Gary Carter - MLB
Raven Alexis - porn
Bill Janklow - politician
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi - Pan Am bomber
Robin Gibb - singer
Ron Smith - radio host
Superstar Billy Graham - wrestler
Buddy Ryan - ex-NFL coach
Ethan Zohn - Survivor?
Penny Marshall - Laverne
Stefano Borgonovo - Italian footballer
Etta James - singer

Alternates:
Ronnie Biggs - obese comedian
Willie Wood - dementing ex-football player
Molly Meldrum - Aussie musician

Clean List:
Steve Sabol
Gary Carter
Raven Alexis
Bill Janklow
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
Robin Gibb
Ron Smith
Superstar Billy Graham
Buddy Ryan
Ethan Zohn
Penny Marshall
Stefano Borgonovo
Etta James

Alternates:
Ronnie Biggs
Willie Wood
Molly Meldrum

Yeah, I had him too. But he died on the 19th. What a tragedy.

This is my second Death Pool entry. I missed last year’s, in which I would have scored for the first time by carrying over my first list intact. Oh, well. I organized my list into pairs of celebrities in mostly random categories. No overall theme, though.

Automotive design:
Carroll Shelby
Bob Lutz

Sports:
Dean Smith
Muhammad Ali

Indianapolis 500:
Johnny Rutherford
Janet Guthrie

Hollywood:
John Williams
Michael Douglas (replacing Elizabeth Taylor from my original list)

Apollo astronauts:
Neil Armstrong
Gene Cernan

Country music:
George Jones
Loretta Lynn

Wildcard (the most recent living individual to be Wikipedia’s featured article):
Shelton Benjamin (professional wrestler)

Plain list:
Carroll Shelby
Bob Lutz
Dean Smith
Muhammad Ali
Johnny Rutherford
Janet Guthrie
John Williams
Michael Douglas
Neil Armstrong
Gene Cernan
George Jones
Loretta Lynn
Shelton Benjamin

I was going to ask what stupid hippie parents cursed their child with the name Booboo, but then I looked on Wikipedia. I have a message for young Master Stewart: There’s nothing wrong with either Nils or Allen. There is much wrong with Booboo. You are not a small cartoon sidekick bear.

Ones that didn’t understand how birth control worked?

Lindsay Lohan
Prince Philip
Vladimir Putin
Betty White
Dick Van Dyke
Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
Stephen Hawking
Donatella Versace
Zac Efron
Mark Zuckerberg
Rudy Giuliani
Regis Philbin

People born the same year as Steve Jobs:

Eddie Van Halen
Sandra Bernhard
Billy Bob Thornton
Kevin Costner
Kelsey Grammer
Mike Huckabee
Edwin Moses
Greg Norman
Jimmy Smits
Judy Davis
Jerry Seinfeld
Bruce Willis
Maria Shriver

Alternates:
Reba McEntire
Whoopi Goldberg
John Roberts

Texcat, do you know anything about Mike Huckabee’s health?
Please tell me yes!

-CP

I have a favor to ask of posters. If your list is to be a themed one, please use the word theme in there somewhere when posting.

Things like “left handed women who are also brunettes” may be coincidence, or it may mean your list is to be themed. It would help to know for sure.

Just out of curiosity, did you accept “Jumping On The Bandwagon” as a theme? It’s okay if not.

Queen Elizabeth II
Duke of Edinburgh
Pope Benedict XVI
Gough Whitlam
Baroness Thatcher
Sir Ninian Stephen
King Bhumipol
Angela Lansbury
Neville Wran
Andrew Tink
Sir David Attenborough
Ian “Molly” Meldrum
Hazel Hawke

List with more details, where necessary:

Queen Elizabeth II
Duke of Edinburgh
Pope Benedict XVI
Gough Whitlam, former Australian PM
Baroness Thatcher, former UK PM
Sir Ninian Stephen, former Australian G-G and High Court Justice
King Bhumipol, king of Thailand
Angela Lansbury, actress
Neville Wran, former Premier of NSW
Andrew Tink, former member of the NSW Legislative Assembly and political biographer
Sir David Attenborough, naturalist
Ian “Molly” Meldrum, Australian musician
Hazel Hawke, former wife of Bob Hawke, former Australian PM

My list

Charlie Sheen
Kathleen Turner
Hugo Chavez
Reggie Jackson
Dennis Rodman
Megan Fox
Randy Quaid
Nick Nolte
Gary Busey
Andy Dick
Courtney Love
Michael J. Fox
Joaquin Phoenix

It’s kind of like describing “celebrity” If you want it to be a theme, say so and I’ll accept it. But please, let me know.

Sure. What the heck. It’s a theme. :smiley:

Sorry, I don’t. I have noticed that he’s gained a lot of weight back – that can’t be healthy.

My aunt would be upset if he croaked. She’s been on his political team for years. Maybe, when I write her a thank you note for my Christmas gift I could find some way to ask about him.