- Gary Carter – Baseball player
- Suanoi Sor Tanapinyo – Boxer
- Raven Alexis – Actress
- Penny Marshall – Actress/director
- Robin Gibb – Singer
- Etta James – Singer, Low Hanging Fruit
- Joe Paterno – Football coach
- Zsa Zsa Gabor – Actress
- Abdel Baset al-Megrahi – Lockerbie Bomber
- Jerry Jones – Cowboys owner
- Ethan Zohn – Soccer/reality TV star
- Ariel Sharon – Former Israeli Prime Minister
- Reverend Donald Wildmon – Raging Douchebag
Alternate 1) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – Iranian President
Alternate 2) Desmond Harrington – Actor
Gary Carter
Suanoi Sor Tanapinyo
Raven Alexis
Penny Marshall
Robin Gibb
Etta James
Joe Paterno
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Abdel Baset al-Megrahi
Jerry Jones
Ethan Zohn
Ariel Sharon
Reverend Donald Wildmon