The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

70 ghouls picked Etta James
47 ghouls picked JoePa

Whoever picked both (raises hand joyfully) should be in a tie for second.

How big will that two way tie be assuming JoePa will kick the bucket soon?

I thought I had JoePa but I checked and he was on my alternate list. :mad:

I had to kick him off my list!

Not so fast, big boy … The 6 of us currently in first who did not pick JoePa will still be tied for 2nd. Bill Janklow was 72. You are actually wondering about how big the tie for 8th would be.

The day he was fired, I put him on my list. I knew that he wouldn’t last long with nothing to get up for in the mornings. I didn’t even know he was sick at that time.

:confused:

:eek:

:smack:

pfoooey.

I was thinking you ghouls did not have Etta James. Damn you ghouls

  1. 42Fish (who had EJ, BJ and JoePa)
    T2 5 others (who had EJ and BJ)
    T7 shitload of others (who had EJ and JoePa including yours truly)
    Tx bunch of others who EJ only
    Ty boatload of other who had JoePa only
    Assuming JoePa dies soon.

Count 'em up!

Joe Paterno dies at 85

We seem to have attracted some riff-raff.
:rolleyes:

More recent reports are upgrading his condition to “alive”.

Yes, I was just coming back in to report that. He’s only “mostly dead,” it seems.

2 down 11 to go.

As I said upthread, if Paterno dies before any other selected celebrity, it will be 42fish in sole possession of first place.

There will be a five way tie for second place(the other five who had Etta and Janklow)

Then there’s a twenty-nine way tie for 7th place, those who had Paterno and Etta

Following them there’s a 35 way tie for 36th place, those having only Etta Jame.

In a 17 way tie for 71st place are those who have only Paterno.

Then there’s the rest of you losers.

Paterno is like Schrodingers cat.

Is he alive or is he dead?

I’m not opening that box.

Do I get extra points if he dies more than once?

It’s hard to tell. Authorities have left the room rather than report on the situation.

I’m pretty sure I have Paterno, so I like this idea!

I had to go look but I had joe Pa as an alternate. I feared I would have to say “I lost my virginity to Joe Paterno”.

Riff-Raff.

:slight_smile:

I’m missing the joke. Help a girl out?