Ummm, this is a death pool. Not a complaints area about your sex life.
Whut?
woohoo!
tied for third to last place!
suck it, non-deaders (un-deaders? un-dead pickers?)! 
I don’t think our resident Mistress of the Dead listed all the people who have not broken their 2012 death pool cherries.
So you are not third from last!
Local news here in San Diego is reporting that former NFL star Junior Seau has been found dead at his Oceanside home, apparently from a self-inflicted gunshot.
Age 43.
Look at the list again.
If no points = last place (not listed), then
7 points = second from last
15 points (me) = 3rd from last
Junior Seau found dead in his home. He was 43 years old. http://kdvr.com/2012/05/02/nfl-great-junior-seau-dead/
There’s one for the “holy crap!” file.
Sucks. Not only did I like him as a player, but he would’ve fit into my theme perfectly and I didn’t pick him!
room for me in that handbasket?
I wonder… after shooting himself, did Junior say “Ow!”?
The Cheezie inventor, James E. Marker, died on Tuesday at age 90.
First the Doritos inventor and now this … what will become of us?
We will probably devour our own flesh.
Only until the Soylent Green inventor kicks the bucket.
Harry Harrison is apparently in good health (or at least not widely known to be in ill health) and only worth 13 points.
Soylent Green is people?!
Nah, soybeans and lentils. Thus the name.
No, it’s cilantro and matzoh brie.
Bleccch.
Rather it was people.
Exactly.