The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

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THEME: Scandinavian Pop Stars
[ol][li]Sir Stirling Moss, race car driver (9/17/29)[/li][li]Jean-Claude Carrière, French actor/director (9/17/31)[/ol][/li][/QUOTE]

Now, if only we had Randy’s Birth-date…

Repeat theme this year: (no tears from me)
EVANGELICALS WHO NEED TO MEET THEIR MAKER

Tony Alamo – Cult leader and sex with minors
Warren Jeffs – Poligamist – child abuse
Fred Phelps -Westbobo Baptist Church
Charles Manson – Still around
Kent Hovind – Young Earth Christian (extreme) and tax protester
Jim Bakker – Telethief – adultery - corruption
Sun Myung Moon – Cult, tax fraud, corruption
Jimmy Swaggart – Telethief – adultery - corruption
Robert Tilton – Corrupt televangelist
James Dobson – Focus on Family, hate group, political corruption
Ted Haggard – “Over-repented from his gay prostitute and drugs days”
Pope Benedict XVI - Cult leader, cover-ups
Pat Robertson - Christian Coalition, “Hatian pact with the devil”, political corruption

Tony Alamo
Warren Jeffs
Fred Phelps
Charles Manson
Kent Hovind
Jim Bakker
Sun Myung Moon
Jimmy Swaggart
Robert Tilton
James Dobson
Ted Haggard
Pope Benedict XVI
Pat Robertson

Alternate:
Billy Graham

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Jerry Sandusky
Joe Paterno
Sam Hurd - NFL WR, recently cut by the Bears due to a drug charge
George Karl - coach of the Denver Nuggets
Lenny Dykstra
Merle Haggard
Betty White
Fred Durst - It’s time, Fred. Make it happen.
Bashar al-Assad
Alan Greenspan

Alternates:

Willie Nelson
Jim Cramer - Couldn’t you see his heart exploding while on the air?
Jon Corzine

List:

Jerry Sandusky
Joe Paterno
Sam Hurd
George Karl
Lenny Dykstra
Merle Haggard
Betty White
Fred Durst
Bashar al-Assad
Alan Greenspan

Alternates:

Willie Nelson
Jim Cramer
Jon Corzine

THEME: Attractive Affluent Actresses of an Ante-Anile* Age

(* specifically: 30 and under)

Hilary Duff
Mischa Barton
Miley Cyrus
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Sienna Miller
Evan Rachel Wood
Megan Fox
Ellen Page
Keira Knightley
Scarlett Johansson
Anne Hathaway
Emma Watson

Alternate:

Natalie Portman

Your list contains only ten names. Did you intend for your alternates to be part of your main list?

Son of a…! :smack:

List:

Jerry Sandusky
Joe Paterno
Sam Hurd
George Karl
Lenny Dykstra
Merle Haggard
Willie Nelson
Betty White
Fred Durst
Bashar al-Assad
Alan Greenspan
Henry Kissinger
Muhammad Ali
Alternates:

Chris Nilan
Jim Cramer
Jon Corzine

Mohammed Ali
Orson Bean
Ray Bradbury
Fidel Castro
Dick Dale
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
Stephen Hawking
Kim Jong Il
Joe Paterno
Nancy Reagan
Margaret Thatcher

Hugo Chavez
Larry Hagman
Lindsay Lohan
Annette Funicello
Michael Douglas
Dick Cheney
Robin Gibb
Glenn Campbell
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bobby Heenan
Yitzhak Shamir
Nelson Mandela
Noel Neill

Alts:
Nancy Reagan
Tiger Woods
Tony Martin

To clarify the “Tony Martin” on my alternate list: It’s the crooner born in 1913.

OK, here we go:

Nelson Mandela
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan
Bernard Cribbens (UK Actor)
Pete Seeger
Buzz Aldrin
Ray Bradbury
Ian Brady (Moors Murderer, in prison in the UK)
Paul Gascoigne (English soccer player and professional Geordie)
Sir Patrick Moore (UK TV presenter)
Robert Mugabe (President of Zimbabwe)
Hamid Karzai
Kim Jong Il

Alternates:
James Randi
Lindsay Lohan
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Plain list:

Nelson Mandela
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan
Bernard Cribbens
Pete Seeger
Buzz Aldrin
Ray Bradbury
Ian Brady
Paul Gascoigne
Sir Patrick Moore
Robert Mugabe
Hamid Karzai
Kim Jong Il

Alternates:
James Randi
Lindsay Lohan
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I’m amending my list. The new one is as follows:
Hugo Chavez
Larry Hagman
Lindsay Lohan
Etta James
Michael Douglas
Dick Cheney
Robin Gibb
Glenn Campbell
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bobby Heenan
Yitzhak Shamir
Nelson Mandela
Noel Neill

Alts:
Tony Martin
Nancy Reagan
Tiger Woods

Revising my list because was too selfish to live another two weeks. I’m gonna jump on the Etta James bandwagon.

Robin Gibb
Marcia Strassman
Etta James
Bashar al-Assad
Ethan Zohn
Molly Meldrum
Missy Elliot
Derrick Hall
Giuliana Rancic
Darren Fletcher
Jennifer Saunders
George Michael
Michael Jordan

Just posting to subscribe. I’m working on my list…checking it twice!

Vince McMahon
Matt Hardy
Lindsay Lohan
Andy Dick
Rihanna
Hugo Chavez
Kim Jong Il
Robert Mugabe
Bashar al-Assad
Dick Cheney
John McCain
Pope Benedict / Joseph Ratzinger
Pat Robertson

Since Kimmy is dead, lets replace him with another nutter; Tom Cruise.

Apparently no more Kim Jong Il, so:

Nelson Mandela
Margaret Thatcher
Nancy Reagan
Bernard Cribbens
Pete Seeger
Buzz Aldrin
Ray Bradbury
Ian Brady
Paul Gascoigne
Sir Patrick Moore
Robert Mugabe
Hamid Karzai
James Randi

Alternates:

Lindsay Lohan
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Since Kim Jong-il has kicked it, I will amend my list as follows:

Michael Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
BB King
Etta James
Hamed Karzai
Tara Reid
Gary Busey
Eddie Van Halen
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Robert Downey Jr.

Well, dammit. Whenever I pick someone good, they go and die a month or two early. Here’s the revised list:

Mohammed Ali
Orson Bean
Ray Bradbury
Fidel Castro
Dick Dale
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
Stephen Hawking
Harlan Ellison
[del]Kim Jong Il[/del]
Joe Paterno
Nancy Reagan
Margaret Thatcher