My favorite Christmas shirt shows a stable scene. There’s a star overhead, camels, folks looking in the windows. From inside a voice hollers:
IT’S A GIRL!
My beloved grandmother saw that shirt and was worried about my theology/beliefs, and I told her “Grandma, it’s just a joke! Don’t worry!” But I never again wore it when she might see it. Grandma was the only person in the whole world I’d alter my behavior for, or pretend to anyway. I’m actually pretty devout, but I think it’s a hilarious gag. Even wore it to a party at church once.
Dalek to the rescue,
Dalek to the rescue!
Dalek was riding on a submarine,
he got a message from a Mermaid Queen.
she was hanging on a fishing line,
Dalek didn’t waste no time!
Dalek to the rescue,
Dalek to the rescue!
Note to self: this time next year, check the Wikipedia pages of everyone on my list that I haven’t gotten points for, just to make sure they’re still alive.