Hey! You know who’s really cool?
Baker, that’s who! 
Just thinking about her makes me hungry for chocolate chip cookies and chocolate cake and freshly-baked bread… MMMMMMM! 
Do not taunt the Death Mistress.
Do not use the Death Mistress on concrete.
Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Death Mistress.
If the Death Mistress begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Do you know what she is trying to remember? How she got the title! I mean, last year I did the pool for the first time, but I can’t think of who gave it to me, or when the title of DeathMistress was bestowed on me.
I am slowly making converts out there. I was talking with my sister on the phone, and she asked if anyone had Hugo Chavez on their list. I just groaned.
Dude, You Flirt With Death.
I would inhale that second hand smoke as if it were the nectar of the gods.
Bryan Stoltenberg, an All-America offensive lineman for the Colorado Buffaloes, has died. He was 40.
Stoltenberg recently underwent several surgeries after being in a car accident last month, the school said on its website. He died Friday at his home in Sugarland, Texas.
Low Hanging Fruit if anyone had him.
It was I, Your Holiness, though I less worthy than a worm crawling in camel dung.
I did not, dammit.
A couple of other Bryans, but no Stoltenberg.
If she makes it to December, I’m gonna have to do the CDP next year just to have her on my list. 
no no no!
This.
I believe Rule 3 applies here.
:dubious:
Northern Arizona University assistant football coach and former Carolina and Denver quarterback Jeff Lewisis being reported dead this morning. He was 39.
Nobody had him. I also noted his cause of death has not been released on any of the news services I’d checked. Had he been ill?
Per request, as you can see nothing special, just your standard low-hanging fruit/death by missadventure group…
Joseph Ratzinger
Bonnie Franklin
Macaulay Culkin
Amanda Bynes
Mohamed Ali
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Lindsey Lohan
Margaret Thatcher
Bashar al-Assad
Hosni Mubarak
Dick Cheney
Penny Marshal
Mostly a hold over from last year. They gotta assume room temp sometime!
For the two latecomers JohnT and The Vorlon, they will play against each other but not the rest of the players. And their contest will still end on 12/31/13.
She was 83.
Mandela reportedly has recovered. He and Zsa Zsa should get together.
Perhaps the have the same contract with Satanic Forces. :dubious:
No no no, you’re doing it wrong. Thinking of her makes you want to send her chocolate chip cookies and chocolate cake.
Mamie Reardon, age 114, former oldest citizen of USA.
-14 points (j/k) to anyone that had her.