The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

[Reeses_Monkey]

No! Not the Bandit! How will we get our Coors?
(Not actually a beer drinker.)

[carnivorousplant]

@Reeses_Monkey

How will we get our Coors?

Put a bucket under a Bavarian Clydesdale.

[phungi]

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How will we get our Coors?
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[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Put a bucket under a Bavarian Clydesdale.
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8. Any poster who kills or otherwise contributes to the death of any celebrity mentioned in this thread is disqualified. It’s just a game, people.

[carnivorousplant]

@phungi

8. Any poster who kills or otherwise contributes to the death of any celebrity mentioned in this thread is disqualified. It’s just a game, people.

I’m missing something here.

[phungi]

@carnivorousplant

I’m missing something here.

silly comment in response to drinking less-than-hearty beer…

[carnivorousplant]

@phungi

silly comment in response to drinking less-than-hearty beer…

Ah.

[Fear_Itself]

Significant activity detected inAriel Sharon’s brain

Soroka Medical Center reports that the former prime minister’s brain responded to pictures and voice of his family, as measured by an fMRI scan, adds it confirms their diagnosis that the former PM is in ‘state of minimal consciousness’ rather than coma.

[Lok]

@Fear_Itself

Significant activity detected inAriel Sharon’s brain

Soroka Medical Center reports that the former prime minister’s brain responded to pictures and voice of his family, as measured by an fMRI scan, adds it confirms their diagnosis that the former PM is in ‘state of minimal consciousness’ rather than coma.

OTOH, there was the Salmon Study that won the IgNobel Prize last year.

[Allecher]

Leroy Bonner, frontman of Ohio Players.

31 points goes to waste.

[RTFirefly]

Stanley Karnow, journalist and Vietnam war historian, dies at age 87.

[Loach]

@Fear_Itself

Significant activity detected inAriel Sharon’s brain

He’s just fucking with me now.

[carnivorousplant]

@Loach

He’s just fucking with me now.

>>Insert appropriate Jewish Joke here.<<

[Fear_Itself]

@Loach

He’s just fucking with me now.

Aren’t they all:

Hugo Chavez not in coma, brother says

But older brother Adan Chavez, who is governor of the family’s home state of Barinas, said the president was improving daily, according to a news release on Saturday from his office.

“The head of state continues to assimilate treatment well and his recovery is advancing daily,” the statement read.

[MsWhatsit]

:mad:

[carnivorousplant]

One of my Google News alerts suggests that Chavez bought the farm a couple of weeks ago.

[Loach]

@carnivorousplant

One of my Google News alerts suggests that Chavez bought the farm a couple of weeks ago.

Thats fine too. I had him on last years list.

[Catamount]

@carnivorousplant

One of my Google News alerts suggests that Chavez bought the farm a couple of weeks ago.

According to my Cuban manager, you’ll be able to tell when Chavez dies because half of Miami will suddenly start cheering. The other half is holding out for Castro.

[Duckster]

Barbara Walters remains hospitalized with chicken pox. She’s 83.

Although the chicken pox infection is not considered life-threatening, it is more serious in adults than in children, since adults can sometimes develop complications such as pneumonia, according to the European Respiratory Journal.

Barbara Walters remains hospitalized, now has chicken pox

[CAMJAY77]

@Allecher

Leroy Bonner, frontman of Ohio Players.

31 points goes to waste.

They had some good tunes.
My uncle did the covers and gatefold to their “Honey” album.

[Baker]

It’s coming towards the end of the month so I’m going to post the current standings. I can amend them if some other celeb dies in the next 48 hours.

1. Captain Klutz 33 1 0
2. Cumbrian 33 1 0
3. batsto 11 1 1
4. 5 time champ 8 1 0
5. Andrew21 8 1 0
6. etv78 8 1 0
7. Tazmanian Devil 8 1 0
8. zamboniracer 8 1 0
9. Spazcat 6 1 1