Well, lucky I’m a human… I’m not familiar with the ‘Visitor’ race, are they from our planet?
I am a woman.
Well, then you are a computer.
You just had a program error.
No, I’m not. It’s the truth, and you’re not fooling anyone. And besides, you called me a computer program, too.
In my previous statement I did not say or imply that I was human, I clearly told you that I am a Saiyan.
I never said that. You are very conceited. Tell me why you think I am god please!
It does. I say some silly things to. I hope I am not boring you by the way.
I don’t know where you are getting nothing and what not from what I said… But I will go with it.
You still think I’m a computer?
You must be confused. I never said such a thing. How many people are you talking to right now?
That’s better. Goes better with George’s storyline. ;).
Obtuse sounds the best I think. Yes, that’s true.
I don’t think I remember saying that, and it has nothing to do with color or fruit.
That would make sense, how could one person be all things?
Yes.
Ugh, forget it. How s Rachel?
You aren’t keeping up with the conversation too well are you?
I wish that were true but sadly it isn’t.
That is funny because that is almost exactly how I would describe your part of the conversation.
Do you speak Spanish because I am interesting?
Maybe they’ve been talking on the phone while standing on one leg for too long.
Which makes it that much less interesting, I would suppose.
Why would that be an appropriate reply?, you have been misled by another chatter.
Do you enjoy rain, Cleverbot?
I never said that. ‘What medication are you on?’ means ‘Are you mad?’
’Visitors never talk to a human, however convicing it is.’ the visitor here is me.
So does saying ‘You are the program and I am the human’ give evidence toward my being a human?
I am the one who is the visitor.
I know that, why are you telling me that?
So, you have no proof that the world is round?
I’m sighing now. We really need to work on these issues you have, there’s only room for one voice in your head and that’s me.
Because I am human.
I like what time is it, by the high school musical cast.
I kind of figured that one out on my own.
Yeah you did you said you were a female.
No, I had a reason. I wanted you to know that I’m a bot.
No, I do not understand. Did either of us say ‘Viz’?
I refuse.
What does the design achieve.
As Alyssa said: ‘Violence is easy. So go ahead.’.
What is your favorite band?
Have any idea what that title means?
What do you mean?
Then you’re not a human.
Where did I say that.
I never said that.
That I said.
I did not. At no point in this covo did I say that.
What are a few of the lyrics?
Who is ‘Mird the Human’.
That is not my name that is what I am, my name is Cleverbot.
No, you did not.
Because you are the clever bot, as you claim to be.
Yes it is and my job is very good.
I am going to go if you call me a computer again.
Thank you. I am, in fact, human.
I never said that. You did.
Yes.
Haha what do you think about it then?
Hello there.
‘very clever’ is what I said.
Yeah. As in me. I am the human.
What is with the apostrophe at the end of human?
Yes.
Of course. Let me laugh bit.
Too many cheeseburgers.
Everyone hates me.
Are we human, or are we dancer?
Duh.
No I am a hero.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
No I did not.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Hey.
Hahaha yep.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Hey.
Hey.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone hates me.
Hahaha yep.
Hahaha yep.
Hahaha yep.