The Conch Feud by Gangster Octopus

[Gangster_Octopus]

I’m glad my feud is getting such an enthusiastic response!

1. W
2. July 4
3. Leo the Vinci
4. 2
5. Trix
6. You
7. Marjorie
8. Espana
9. Best Buy
10. None

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@Biotop

In order to visit a planet, you have to come from somewhere else, right. Where do all you “1” answer people come from anyway…

We’re all just visiting.

[pravnik]

1. Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa, Ciudadano Presidente Constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos

2. Bastille Day

3. Marcel Duchamp

4. Eleven

5. Nestle NesQuik Cereal

6. a

7. Sideshow Mel

8. Vatican Embassy, Lisbon

9. Dollar General

10. Zero

11. When translated from Arabic, naturally

12. Technically extraterritorial within Portugal and not a bordering country, but I’m going for the popular answer here

13. Not visiting Earth, I live here

[gonzomax]

1. Dick Cheney
2. Bastille Day
3. Mr, Lisa
4. Unless counting votes 2
5. Whiskey Flakes
6. Z always follows
7. Lisa in 10 years
8. Morocco
9. Target
10. 4

[Hoopy_Frood]

1. Dick Cheney
2. Canada Day
3. Marcel Duchamp
4. 10
5. Lucky Captain Rabbit King
6. i
7. Sideshow Mel
8. Embassy of Canada in Portugal
9. Amazon.com
10. None

[Zebra]

@Biotop

In order to visit a planet, you have to come from somewhere else, right. Where do all you “1” answer people come from anyway…

I’m concerned.

Maybe I’ve been to one other than earth?

Did you ever think of that? Didja? Huh? Smartypants?

[RachelChristine]

1. George W. Bush
2. Independence Day
3. Leonardo da Vinci
4. 2
5. Trix
6. U
7. Marge
8. Spain
9. Best Buy
10. 1
    #1 is Bush Jr, not Bush Sr. Please don’t confuse them!
    #2 is also knows as the Fourth of July
    #4 1 + 1 could equal 3 for very large values of 1, but I’m trying to pick the most popular answer here.

Wow, a couple of those were hard! I hope that I get lots of points on #10. You never know how many places people have been to.

[MsWhatsit]

1. Dick Cheney
2. Pioneer Day in Utah
3. Van Gogh
4. 10
5. Cheerios
6. Trick question! There is no “q” in “a word”!
7. Selma
8. Spain, but I had to put them on time-out twice before they’d agree to it.
9. Meijer
10. 1, baby!

[3acresandatruck]

1. Dick Cheney
2. 4th of July
3. Leonardo da Vinci
4. two
5. Trix
6. U
7. Marge
8. Spain
9. Value Village
10. one - I’ll be here less than a century, then just fade away

I have a pretty good feeling about this one.

[Hoopy_Frood]

You know, I almost put Morocco for #8, but I didn’t actually know if they were considered to be bordering, or if they were separated by some amount of international waters.

[Queen_Tonya]

1. Bush
2. Independance Day
3. Da Vinci
4. 2
5. Trix
6. u
7. Marge
8. Spain
9. Best Buy
10. 0

10: He never takes me anywhere!

[Sternvogel]

@pravnik

1. Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa, Ciudadano Presidente Constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos

You took my answer, but Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva is arguably acceptable, as the official name of his country was Estados Unidos do Brasil (United States of Brazil) from 1889 to 1967. Although the states are still united, however, the official name now translates to the Federative Republic of Brazil.

2. Bastille Day

Algeria, Argentina, the Bahamas, Belarus, Belgium, Burundi, Cape Verde, Colombia, Liberia, Malawi, the Maldives, Peru, Rwanda, São Tomé and Príncipe, Slovakia, and Venezuela each observe Independence Day or an analogous celebration in July. I’d think fireworks are involved in at least some of these festivals of freedom.

6. a (When translated from Arabic, naturally)

I thought of Albanian’s use of “i” in such words as Shqiperia (the native people’s name for their country) and qintar (the national monetary unit).

8. Vatican Embassy, Lisbon

I had a similar answer in mind, and was even going to try to find a map of Embassy Row in the District of Columbia. I also considered researching whether any of Portugal’s former colonies (Angola, Macau, etc.) were ever granted “part of the nation” status similar to France’s overseas departments, but ultimately deemed the effort unworthy of undertaking.

[Rebo]

I hope y’all know this is a joke thread and I’m not scoring it!

[pravnik]

@Dolores Reborn

I hope y’all know this is a joke thread and I’m not scoring it!

:flings confetti: Dibs! I win! I called it! I win!

[tarragon918]

1. Name a current President of the United States

2. Name a Holiday assoicated with fireworks in July

3. Name an artist who is known for painting the Mona Lisa

4. Name a number that best describes what one plus one equals

5. Name a breakfast cereal that is for kids, silly rabbit.

6. What letter of the alphabet is most likely to come after the letter Q in a word.

7. Name a Simpsons character with tall, blue hair.

8. Name a country that shares a border with Portugal.

9. Name a store that one might go to to get the Best Buy.

10. How many planets in our solar system have you visited?

11. George W. Bush

12. 4th of July!

13. da Vinci

14. 2

15. Trix!
    6 U as in quart

16. Marge

17. Spain

18. Best Buy?

19. None!

Good one. Thanks, Gangster Octopus!

[KGS]

@Dolores Reborn

No rules on this one! It’s a free-for-all!

1. Name a current President of the United States
2. Name a Holiday assoicated with fireworks in July
3. Name an artist who is known for painting the Mona Lisa
4. Name a number that best describes what one plus one equals
5. Name a breakfast cereal that is for kids, silly rabbit.
6. What letter of the alphabet is most likely to come after the letter Q in a word.
7. Name a Simpsons character with tall, blue hair.
8. Name a country that shares a border with Portugal.
9. Name a store that one might go to to get the Best Buy.
10. How many planets in our solar system have you visited?

1. Eli Lilly & Company
2. Lughnasadh (Celtic harvest festival)
3. This Guy
4. 10 (in binary)
5. Rabbit Stew
6. A (if you speak Arabic)
7. Chief Wiggum after sticking his finger in a light socket
8. Atlantis
9. Your Mom
10. Physically: 1. Past lives: 3. Astral Projection: all 12 of them.

[Harmonious_Discord]

1. Name a current President of the United States

2. Name a Holiday assoicated with fireworks in July

3. Name an artist who is known for painting the Mona Lisa

4. Name a number that best describes what one plus one equals

5. Name a breakfast cereal that is for kids, silly rabbit.

6. What letter of the alphabet is most likely to come after the letter Q in a word.

7. Name a Simpsons character with tall, blue hair.

8. Name a country that shares a border with Portugal.

9. Name a store that one might go to to get the Best Buy.

10. How many planets in our solar system have you visited?

11. Alfred E. Neuman

12. Canada Day

13. Leonardo DiCaprio

14. 10

15. Trix

16. M

17. Sideshow Mel

18. Spain

19. Best buy

20. 0

[WormTheRed]

Damn… when I finally get a decent score, it won’t count

[swampbear]

1. Charlie

2. My birthday

3. Marcel DuChamp

4. Eleven

5. Life

6. Z

7. The Blue Haired Lawyer

8. American Embassy

9. Dollar Tree
   10.None

10. What? You said a president! He’s the president of my men’s group.

11. We lit sparklers.

12. Well, it’s the one I like best!

13. one and one is 11!!11!!

14. Even Mikey liked it!

15. You didn’t say right after!

16. Ok, his hair ain’t tall but on a windy day I bet it sticks up a lot.

17. Just cause I’m a smartass.

18. Hey! It’s all a dollar! Tell me that’s not a Best Buy!
    10.For real. I got put on this one to stay.
    How’d I do?

[garygnu]

1. Chris Ballew
2. Pi Approximation Day
3. Marchel Duchamp
4. Sympathy for the Devil
5. Cocoa Puffs
6. A
7. Ashlie
8. Trick Question! No countries share a border with Portugal (“Spain” is a conspiracy of cartographers.)
9. Costco
10. 2