The Conch Feud by Gangster Octopus

The Game Room
1

No rules on this one! It’s a free-for-all! :smiley:

  1. Name a current President of the United States
  2. Name a Holiday assoicated with fireworks in July
  3. Name an artist who is known for painting the Mona Lisa
  4. Name a number that best describes what one plus one equals
  5. Name a breakfast cereal that is for kids, silly rabbit.
  6. What letter of the alphabet is most likely to come after the letter Q in a word.
  7. Name a Simpsons character with tall, blue hair.
  8. Name a country that shares a border with Portugal.
  9. Name a store that one might go to to get the Best Buy.
  10. How many planets in our solar system have you visited?
2

Cute.

3
  1. Dick Cheney
  2. My Anniversary
  3. Warhol
  4. Eleven
  5. Bunny Balls
  6. “E” (Didn’t say right after)
  7. Jessica
  8. Oceania
  9. Thrift Store
  10. 0
4
  1. George W. Bush
  2. July 4
  3. Leonardo da Vinci
  4. 2
  5. Trix
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. 1

I should finish in the top 30.

5

You mean we don’t have to put a space between the number and the answer?

6
  1. Prez-Tron 3400, the Presidential Robot
  2. Weasel Stomping Day
  3. Freddy Crumbulon, the greatest art forger the world has ever known
  4. 2 to the 23rd against and falling
  5. Alpha-bits
  6. i
  7. Patty
  8. Merland
  9. The Dolla Sto’
    1. I get around.
7
  1. George W Bush
  2. Fourth of July
  3. Leonardo Da Vinci
  4. Two
  5. Coco Pops
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. One
8

I’m just determined not to miss one before I go on holidays :stuck_out_tongue:

9
  1. George W. Bush
  2. Independence Day
  3. Leonardo Da Vinci
  4. Two
  5. Trix
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. One

I assume there will be enough smartass answers that it really will be possible to win this one. (Well, maybe about a 40-way tie for first, anyway…)

10

I’m not sure if anyone is actually participating (I don’t want to cheat and look ahead). :smiley:

  1. Bush
  2. Independence day
  3. Leonardo Da Vinci
  4. 2
  5. Trix
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. 1
11
  1. G W Bush
  2. July 4th
  3. Da Vinci
  4. 2
  5. Trix
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. 1
    I’ll probably still come in last place.
12
  1. Isn’t that a band? I don’t know the member names
  2. When Billie sang in July, man, there were fireworks
  3. I suppose Nat King Cole’s velvety voice could be described that way
  4. Eleven
  5. Kids don’t eat cereal these days - Toaster pastries are the thing
  6. There’s no letter “q” in “a word”.
  7. OJ is a character, no denying, but hi hair isn’t blue
  8. No
  9. Who knows, I’m not shopping much these days
  10. My space ship is still on layaway
13
  1. Chris Ballew*
  2. National Baked Beans Month**
  3. Marcel Duchamp
  4. 11
  5. Colon Blow
  6. A
  7. Selma Bouvier
  8. Japan***
  9. Fry’s Electronics
  10. Three…wait…two. Pluto’s not a planet anymore

*What? Wikipedia says he’s still in the band…
** Really!
*** I was never any good at geography.

14
  1. George W Bush
  2. Bastille Day
  3. Marcel Duchamp
  4. Two
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Trick question: q doesn’t appear in ‘a word’
  7. Mother Bouvier
  8. Spain
  9. The Dollar Store
  10. Waddya mean ‘our’ solar system, puny earthling?

Notes:
1,4,8: Couldn’t think of a good non-conch response
2. July 14
3. With a mustache
7. It’s grey now, but I’m sure it was blue back in the day
10. Damn, I’ve said too much

15
  1. Bill Gates, President and CEO, Microsoft
  2. Canada Day
  3. Leonardo
  4. 2
  5. Frosted Flakes
  6. A
  7. Selma Bouvier
  8. China
  9. Future Shop
  10. None
16
  1. George Leroy Tirebiter
  2. Bastille Day
  3. Leonardo di Caprio
  4. One-ty-one
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. W, as in qwiet, qwalification, qwestion mark, etc.
  7. Sasqwatch Simpson
  8. Zambia
  9. Circuit City
  10. None. I live here.

I’ve got a pretty good feeling about this one.

17

In order to visit a planet, you have to come from somewhere else, right. Where do all you “1” answer people come from anyway…

I’m concerned.

18

Damn, just thought of a non-conch answer: 10 (in base two of course)

19
  1. George Bush
  2. Independence Day
  3. Leonardo Da Vinci
  4. Two
  5. Trix
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. None so far
20
  1. Bush
  2. Independence Day
  3. Da Vinci
  4. 2
  5. Ok - I haven’t got a clue :frowning:
  6. U
  7. Marge
  8. Spain
  9. Best Buy
  10. One!

And I ain’t even gonna place high on this one… shucks :frowning: