Poor little Cookie Girl. Don’t cry…things will get better.
Are things looking a little better today, Cookie?
I’m sorry, I just can’t say it.
You were okay in my book, but then I opened it and took you out and realized you’d left crumbs between the pages.
You’re just fine in my cookie jar, though 
<pant> <pant> <puff> <puff> Hey, a fat man running gives out of breath quick, ok? 
Did I here there’s burly men bearing beer and cookies in here? Where! Where!
What? It’s a be nice to Sat On Cookie thread? Oh ok. It’s just that vunderbob said…
Anyway, {{{Sat On Cookie}}} There There Now! Lie down on the sofa. How bout a nice fluffy pillow? All comfy? Here’s a big bowl of Ben & Jerry’s and the TV Remote. The TV is already programmed to show all your favorite movies and shows, all you have to do is point and click. Oh, and how bout a big glass of iced tea with lemon. The burly men will fan you with those big feathery fan things like Cleopatra had. Feeling better now?
Girl, you know you’re just hunky-dory with me! You’re a great, fun person to read on the boards, and to chat with. Any time you want to boohoo or pitch a fit, you have my AIM name on your list…you know I’ll be there for you.
I hope whatever it is that ruined your day is helped some by all the many Dopers here wanting your thunderclouds to dissipate. We have been known to work many a miracle! 
Ahem, hem, hem.
I hereby prohibit you from feeling bad. No! I don’t wanna hear it! It’s out of your hands, you will feel better. Ashes says Sat On Cookie is fun, and will be immeasurably happier post haste.
You can print that out if you need to show it to anyone.
Cookie, you’re okay not only in my book but in my cookie jar as well! (and on my computer screen)
I’m sorry you had a bad day. Would it help to change into a sweatshirt, pajama pants, and warm socks and drink a cup of hot chocolate? That’s what I do when I’m feeling down. Even days from hell don’t last forever. Sleep well, and remember the Doper community values you.
Would it make you smile if I told you that to me, it always looks like this guy ;j has pubic hairs hanging from his ears?
Cookie, how are you doing? Has whatever was hurting you gotten any better? I’m still thinking about you and hoping all is well.
Just to let everyone know, ahem
::megaphone on::
Cookie is still damn fine in my book! That is all.
I’m back!
Thank you so much…I just read this and laughed and smiled. And then laughed and smiled.
I’m doing better. Basically, work has been teetering on the brink of severe ickiness for a while and, on Saturday, I was having a “I Think I Must Give Up/Quit” day, erroneously thinking that Mr. Cookie would support this.
He didn’t. At all. Not one bit. Nope.
However, by the time this was clarified to me, I had already jumped halfway off the cliff and basically had to re-arrange the Universe to remain employed. :smack:
I’ve been a fixin’ my mess since.
For the record, I’m very glad I was able to mend things and have done some serious thinking about how to better manage myself so I don’t let things get to me so much.
Everytime I read your username, I want to make cookies, and most of the time I do, causing much rejocing in my family, since I make EXTREMLY good cookies. So you cause love and happiness at my house and at my lunch table at school. Who could be better then that?