The Coughing Major: Guilty -cough- or Not Guilty

…and quite funny, in a sleazy, sordid sort of way.

I stole the black chair from “Countdown”.

Was he guilty?

cough

I’d say he was guilty.

Another plot twist: Major faces deception charges.

M’learned friend suggests I add that there’s no direct connection of course, but I find it amusing that the article makes no mention of the most publicised legal case for months.