Whoa, not one “Kiss mah grits!” or “God’ll get you for that” or “I’m comin’ to join you, Elizabeth!”
I feel funny winning my own feud, so I’ll just thank everybody for playing. I hope you all had fun.
And specia, special thanks to Dolores Reborn and Sternvogel for helping me refine the questions.
I’m kicking myself because I had “Come on down!” for #10 but changed it. :smack: Oh well, #7 is pretty damn good. Thanks for the Feud!
Dolores, I think you shortchanged yourself here. I think that both you and I had “Fair and balanced”. (Not that it makes a huge difference, but gotta give the scorer adequate credit!)
Er, um, where’s my score? I must have read through the list 5 times and I don’t see myself listed. (And I was the first one to play too!)
Of course, if I am in the list and someone can direct me to my place, that’s OK too. 
Arggh. I must have missed it! The spreadsheet is at home. I’ll post a corrected list tonight.
I’m sorry. 
Wow, second place despite having seen *The Simpsons * about twice in my life! I’m stoked!
I dont see me either…not that I’m gonna win.
Also, I see zamboniracer was included in the score by #6 (at least) wasn’t in the answers.
- Whatcha talkin’ 'bout Willis?
- Here’s looking at you, kid
- Book 'em, Dano
- Just say no
- Never mind
- Good night and good luck
- No respect, I tell you. I get no respect
- Eat my shorts
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
- The price issssss right
I know it’s over - I just like to play.
Actually, (barring a change as a result of updates) you appear to be tied with 5-4-Fighting for gold-medal honors!
As for me, so much for the advantage of having had a week or so to think about my answers after helping 5 select the ten final questions from a pool of about 17 candidates. I didn’t even match anybody’s response to five of the ten challenges, but at least my choice for the Simpsons catchphrase was appropriate, as this was my “Worst. Feud Finish. Ever”!
I suspected I was going to do poorly on this one. But second to last - that’s impressive.
Jebus, I really fubared this one didn’t I?
I didn’t get a chance to update the scores last night.
I apologize, y’all.
Ok, here’s the new scoring - somehow I forgot the first three players, including me! And I included you, Jali, just because. Oh - zamboniracer had the last part of the quote, so I included it.
1. Dy-no-mite! 16
- Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis? 12
- Yada, Yada, Yada 4
- Sit on it! 3
- Did I do that? 2
- Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 2
- D’oh! 1
- How you doin’? 1
- Nanoo Nanoo 1
- No Soup For You! 1
- Norm 1
- Shrinkage 1
- Up your nose with a rubber hose 1
- What’s Happening 1
2. Here’s looking at you, kid. 19 TIE
2. Play it again, Sam. 19 TIE
2. Round up the usual suspects. 3
2. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 3
2. We’ll always have Paris 3
3. Book 'em, Danno! 29
3. Just the facts, ma’am 6
3. Let’s be careful out there. 4
3. Who loves ya, baby? 3
3. Dat’s the name o’ dat tune! 1
3. follow the evidence 1
3. Freeze! 1
3. Hooker’s a good cop! 1
3. It’s all in the game 1
4. I am not a crook! 13
4. Read my lips: no new taxes. 13
4. Ask not what your country can do for you… 2
4. Change We Can Believe In 2
4. There you go again. 2
4. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. 2
4. Where’s the beef? 2
4. Bring 'em on. 1
4. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 1
4. Ich bein ein Berliner 1
4. Just say no 1
4. Let me make one thing perfectly clear 1
4. Mission Accomplished 1
4. Nookyular 1
4. terrorists hate us for our freedoms 1
4. Thousand points of light. 1
4. War on terror 1
4. Weapons of mass destruction 1
5. Jane, you ignorant slut. 11
5. Isn’t that special? 8
5. You look mahvelous! 5
5. Live from New York… It’s Saturday Night! 4
5. We are two wild and crazy guys! 4
5. More cowbell 3
5. Da Bears! 2
5. Nevermind. 2
5. Schwing! 2
5. But nooooo! 1
5. Candygram! 1
5. I’m Gumby dammit 1
5. Oh No! It’s Mr. Bill. 1
5. Touch my monkey 1
5. Well, excuuuse me! 1
6. And that’s the way it is. 24
6. Good night and good luck 7
6. Fair and balanced 2
6. Good night, Chet/Good night David 2
6. Pass 2
6. “Oh the humanity!” 1
6. And now for the Word 1
6. and that’s the news 1
6. Courage. 1
6. Ditto 1
6. Here it is, your moment of zen 1
6. If it’s Sunday, it’s “Meet the Press.” 1
6. The Colbert Bump 1
6. Truthiness 1
6. What’s the frequency, Kenneth?! 1
7. I don’t get no respect 10
7. Well, excuuuuse me! 9
7. You might be a redneck… 9
7. Git 'er done 5
7. What’s the deal with… 3
7. Here’s your sign 2
7. Take my wife, please! 2
7. Dee-dee-dee 1
7. Did you ever notice… 1
7. don’t you hate it when 1
7. In Soviet Russia… 1
7. Men are pigs 1
7. This is true. 1
7. What? 1
8. Eat my shorts! 18
8. Don’t have a cow, man. 9
8. Excellent. 6
8. Ay, caramba! 3
8. Ha-ha! 3
8. cowabunga, dude 2
8. Mmm… 2
8. D’oh! 1
8. I didn’t do it. 1
8. My cat’s breath smells like cat food. 1
8. Worst. Show. Ever. 1
9. I love the smell of napalm in the morning 29
9. Charlie don’t surf. 3
9. You can’t handle the truth 2
9. Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves. 1
9. Do it for sarge! 1
9. don’t fight until you see the whites of their eyes 1
9. Freedom! 1
9. pass 1
9. pass 2 1
9. pass 3 1
9. Rommel, you magificent bastard, I read your book 1
9. Terminate with extreme prejudice. 1
9. There’s no fighting in the war room! 1
9. War is hell 1
9. What’s Your Major Malfunction! 1
9. Wolverines! 1
10. Come on down! 14
10. Survey says… 11
10. Is that your final answer? 8
10. I’d like to buy a vowel. 4
10. No whammies! 3
10. Good answer, good answer 1
10. Let’s play the Feud! 1
10. Please remember to phrase your answer in the form of a question. 1
10. That’s my final answer. 1
10. The price is right 1
10. This is Jeopardy! 1
10. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. 1
I’m so sorry for the mistakes, and also for being so slow to correct the scores. Congrats, 5!
**1. 5-4-Fighting 374.47 **
2. Sigmagirl 368.09
3. wheresgeorge04 359.57
4. astorian 346.81
5. bibliophage 331.91
6. Paintcharge 329.79
7. 42fish 329.79
8. KGS 325.53
9. Hockey Monkey 325.53
10. swampbear 321.28
11. RetroVertigo 319.15
12. Dolores Reborn 300.00
13. kevja 291.49
14. Baker 276.60
15. Scarlett67 276.60
16. MadTheSwine 274.47
17. Spoons 274.47
18. jali 268.09
19. KayElCee 261.70
20. The Tof 261.70
21. MsWhatsit 259.57
22. Justin_Bailey 257.45
23. anyrose 257.45
24. This’ll Do 251.06
25. want2know 251.06
26. LilyoftheValley 251.06
27. Justin Credible 242.55
28. Amp 225.53
29. cmkeller 219.15
30. Bryan Ekers 217.02
31. tarragon918 208.51
32. Queen Tonya 206.38
33. Biffy the Elephant Shrew 202.13
34. HongKongFooey 193.62
35. Gangster Octopus 187.23
36. Freudian Slit 168.09
37. Omniscient 168.09
38. gonzomax 165.96
39. VarlosZ 163.83
40. Maus Magill 157.45
41. Windwalker 148.94
42. zamboniracer 148.94
43. Gala Matrix Fire 144.68
44. SpazCat 136.17
45. Little Nemo 131.91
46. Sternvogel 129.79
47. OtakuLoki 121.28
I thought this was kind of funny.
Darn. Now I can’t even claim penultimate honors.
Hee!