The Daily Feud: Jokes'R'Us by Scarlett67 [Game Over]

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DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS

Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Google is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!

Write your answers like this; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.
JUST LIKE THIS:

1. answer <<—There is a space after the period!
2. response
3. rejoinder

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:00 PM Central on Tuesday, 11/04/08 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

  1. Fill in the blank: A _______ walks into a bar . . .
  2. Name a prop used by a clown.
  3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke.
  4. Name a bad stand-up comic.
  5. Name something associated with a jester.
  6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges.
  7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers.
  8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad.
  9. Name a Shakespeare comedy.
  10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor.
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  1. Guy
  2. Squirty flower
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
  4. Gilbert Gottfried
  5. Jester hat
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. Pull my finger
  9. Much Ado About Nothing
  10. Whoopi Goldberg
3
  1. Priest
  2. Pie
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  4. Howie Mandel
  5. The funny hat
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. Wiggling ears
  9. Midsummer Night’s Dream
  10. Jim Carrey
4
  1. Guy
  2. Squirting flower
  3. Orange you glad to see me?
  4. Andrew Dice Clay
  5. Funny hat
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. Pull my finger!
  9. Much Ado About Nothing
  10. Robin Williams
5
  1. Man
  2. Pie
  3. Mooooooo!
  4. Carrot Top
  5. Mime (little head on stick)
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. Pull my finger
  9. Midsummer Night’s Dream
  10. Robin Williams
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  1. Guy
  2. squirting flower
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  4. Carrot Top
  5. 3-corner hat with bells
  6. Larry
  7. Harpo
  8. Farting with your underarm
  9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
  10. Robin Williams

Joe

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  1. Fill in the blank: A _______ walks into a bar . . .

  2. Name a prop used by a clown.

  3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke.

  4. Name a bad stand-up comic.

  5. Name something associated with a jester.

  6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges.

  7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers.

  8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad.

  9. Name a Shakespeare comedy.

  10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor.

  11. man

  12. seltzer bottle

  13. Boo hoo hoo

  14. no idea

  15. jingle bells

  16. Curly

  17. Harpo

  18. cat’s cradle

  19. As you Like it

  20. Billy Crystal

re #3: Knock knock … who’s there? Boo … Boo Who? Boo hoo hoo! :stuck_out_tongue:
I have absolutely no idea on who is a bad stand up comic, though.

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Dammit - I said #3 wrong. Banana is what I meant.

I never could tell a frickin’ joke. :frowning:

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  1. Priest
  2. Floppy shoes
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
  4. Carrot Top
  5. Three pointed cap
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. Pulling your thumb off
  9. Taming of the Shrew
  10. Robin Williams
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  1. Rope

  2. flower that squirts water

  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana

  4. Carlos Mencia

  5. The three pointed hat thing

  6. Curly

  7. Harpo

  8. Pull My Finger

  9. Much Ado About nothing

  10. Jamie Foxx

  11. Well not bad so much as a thief.

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I’ve always heard the punchline of that one as ‘Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.’

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  1. Guy
  2. Flower that squirts water
  3. MOOOOOO!
  4. Carrot Top
  5. Bells
  6. Larry
  7. Harpo
  8. Tearing a phone book in half
  9. As You Like It
  10. Jim Carrey
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  1. Guy
  2. Balloon
  3. Mooo!
  4. Carrot Top
  5. Multi-point Hat
  6. Larry
  7. Harpo
  8. Got your nose
  9. Midsummernight’s Dream
  10. Tom Hanks
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  1. priest, a minister and a rabbi
  2. pie
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  4. Gallagher
  5. Hat with bells on it
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. The thumb trick
  9. The Comedy of Errors
  10. Robin Williams

Notes:
8. You know, where it looks like you’re pulling off the end of your thumb, but you’re just moving the other thumb

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  1. man
  2. Red nose
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  4. Henny Youngman
  5. Jester hat
  6. Larry
  7. Harpo
  8. Pull my finger
  9. As You Like It
  10. Steve Martin

Thanks for changing the title, Rebo – yours is way better! :slight_smile:

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  1. Fill in the blank: A _______ walks into a bar . . .

  2. Name a prop used by a clown.

  3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke.

  4. Name a bad stand-up comic.

  5. Name something associated with a jester.

  6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges.

  7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers.

  8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad.

  9. Name a Shakespeare comedy.

  10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor.

  11. Man

  12. cream pie

  13. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana

  14. Gilbert Gottfried

  15. funny hat

  16. Curly

  17. Harpo

  18. wiggle ears

  19. Much Ado About Nothing

  20. Jim Carrey

  21. My dad can wiggle his ears, but I can’t, but other than I couldn’t think of a goofy trick he might have taught me.

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Jesus, I knew I should have gone with Much Ado…

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  1. Man
  2. Squirty lapel flower
  3. Mooo!
  4. Gallagher
  5. Funny hat with bells
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. Amputed thumb trick
  9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
  10. Jim Carrey (respected is a stretch)
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  1. Man
  2. Lapel flower water squiter
  3. Pass
  4. Henny Youngman
  5. Pointy shoes
  6. Harpo
  7. Pull my finger
  8. Much Ado About Nothing
  9. Tom Hanks
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  1. horse
  2. seltzer bottle
  3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
  4. Joe Piscopo
  5. The hat with the bells on it
  6. Curly
  7. Harpo
  8. wiggling your ears
  9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
  10. Bill Murray