The Daily Feud: Lawn and Garden by This'll Do [Game Over]

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Bless you – I thought I was going to be all alone out on that particular limb.

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  1. Bermuda
  2. Dandelion
  3. Rake
  4. Trowel
  5. Dusty Miller
  6. Petunias
  7. Mulch
  8. Aphids
  9. Toad
  10. Gardening gloves
23

Go toads. That’s three of us so far.

Now I’m wondering: doesn’t every flowerbed have a resident toad? I’ve never had one that didn’t. Maybe they’re seeking me out. 'Cause I like toads.

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  1. Fescue
  2. Dandilion
  3. Rake
  4. Trowel
  5. Pachysandra
  6. Petunia
  7. Cover it with mulch
  8. Japanese beetle
  9. Eartworm
  10. Gloves
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  1. Bent grass
  2. dandelion
  3. edger
  4. hoe
  5. fern
  6. Azailia
  7. mulch
  8. Aphid
  9. rabbit
  10. levis
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  1. Kentucky bluegrass
  2. Dandelion
  3. Shovel
  4. Trowel
  5. Chokeberry
  6. Iris
  7. Cover with leaves
  8. Beetles
  9. Ants
  10. Gloves
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  1. Kentucky blue
  2. Dandelion
  3. Rake
  4. Spade
  5. Ivy
  6. Poppy
  7. Spread mulch
  8. Aphids
  9. Snail
  10. Gloves

3 - I’m from Southern California. Such a thing actually exists??
7 - I’m from Southern California. What is this “winter” you speak of? And how does it affect gardening?

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  1. Bermuda
  2. dandelion
  3. rake
  4. trowel
  5. lambs ear
  6. petunia
  7. mulch
  8. aphids
  9. deer
  10. gloves
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  1. Crabgrass
  2. Dandelions
  3. Push mower
  4. Trowel
  5. Ivy
  6. Mums
  7. Rake out the fallen leaves
  8. Aphids
  9. Squirrel
  10. Work gloves
30
  1. Kentucky bluegrass
  2. Crabgrass
  3. Hoe
  4. Shovel
  5. Ivy
  6. New Guinea impatiens
  7. Deadhead the roses
  8. Japanese beetles
  9. Rabbits
  10. Gloves
31

Toads were my first answer, and I changed it. Because I never actually have them, even though I want them, because they (and ladybugs) eat the aphids that infest my roses. I should have said “mulch” for #7, too, but I was thinking about the roses because I just tended to them. (Also, I don’t know why I put “impatiens” for #6 – I frikkin hate those damn things.)

Maybe I should have thought more about my flower beds and less about my actual flowers.

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  1. Kentucky Bluegrass
  2. Dandelion
  3. Rake
  4. Trowel
  5. Fern
  6. Chrysanthemum
  7. Mulching
  8. Aphids
  9. Squirrel
  10. Gloves
33

My toads live under the brick that is step up to the back door. (It’s actually a concrete gutterpipe-water catcher, upside down.) Ernie goes absolutely nuts when they come out in the evening to eat the skeeters…

34

Where have all the good toads gone…

There were toads a-plenty when I was growing up. We caught them, squealed when they peed on us, and then told each other we’d get warts. Oh the toads I’ve known.

But now …nuttin.’ I’ve gardened all my adult life and I don’t think I’ve seen a toad in 30 years. :confused:

35

I heard that here in the south they’re being crowded out by fire ants. No cite…

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  1. Bluegrass
  2. Dandelion
  3. Edger
  4. Hoe
  5. Dusty Miller
  6. Impatiens
  7. Mulch
  8. Aphid
  9. Rabbit
  10. Gardening gloves
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  1. St. Augustine

  2. Dandelion

  3. Hoe

  4. Trowel

  5. Ivy

  6. Petunia

  7. Mulch

  8. Aphid

  9. Squirrel

  10. Gloves

  11. There are people who would answer with my name.

  12. I prefer elbow length opera gloves myself. :smiley:

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  1. Fescue
  2. Crabgrass
  3. Rake
  4. Trowel
  5. Pass
  6. Daffodils
  7. turn the dirt over
  8. molecrickets
  9. chipmunks
  10. gloves
  11. Technically, I think that these no longer exist. :slight_smile:

I think we need more heterosexual male (or neutral) themes… Show Tunes? Gardening? Movie Musicals? Here’s some ideas for the next few: Interior decorating, Guys of Sex in the City, Shoes, Fashion Designers, Androgynous Rock Stars of the 80s, Quiches, Trendy Martinis, Cute Baby Names.

39

Hey, I just got to place well in US Military questions, so it’s not all bad for us who are out of touch with our feminine side.

40

My garden’s full of 'em. Tons of 'em. Giant ones. I find them useful for scaring neighborhood children.