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Oysters
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waterfront
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Paris Hilton
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Larry Craig
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Eat snot
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Female genital mutilation
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Jabba the Hut
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Rarely bathing
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Pussy Monster
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Decapitation
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I had to ask my son to name a song I wouldn’t like. He’s right, this song is pretty disgusting.
That would have meant that I read the thread first! I work with some Scots, and that’s the first thing I thought of. What the heck is Wichity grub? Sounds icky. 
- Liver
- The dump
- Andy Dick
- Karl Rove
- Eat boogers
- Female genital mutilation
- Hannibal Lector
- Foot binding
- Excitable Boy, by Warren Zevon
- Drown in shit
- Casu marzu
- The sewage plant
- OJ Simpson
- Dick Cheney
- Fingerpainting with poop
- Female circumcision
- Caligula
- Witchburning
- I Hold Your Hand in Mine, by Tom Lehrer
- Drowning in raw sewage
- It’s been mentioned here on the Dope often enough that anyone who has followed this link to what casu marzu is will never forget it.
- I nearly forgot him.
- On the walls, or her brother, or…
- Of the film of the same name. Somehow my first choice: Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs just doesn’t seem a likely match.
- Yes. I own this on CD. I love this song. But it’s gross. Hugely so. Even more so than Timothy, because unlike that song, there’s no excuse or mitigating circumstances in the events described.
- And there are so many ways for it to happen, too. The absolute worst - both disgusting and despairing is the idea of being sealed into a raw sewage tank because some idiot didn’t check the occupancy of the tank before closing it up.
Well, at least you’re not alone.
Sheesh, haggis is the most disgusting thing that most people can think of?
Either I pay too much attention to disgusting foods, or you people have found that elusive brain bleach - and I want some!
(Haggis, over balut, thousand year eggs, sheep’s brains, casu marzu, lutefisk, cheese for pity’s sake!, and just plain sausage? Sheesh.)
pravnik, good to see at least one person shares my opinion about OJ.
- Lima beans
- Bus station
- Ron Jermey
- GWB
- something with poo
- female genital mutiation
- Fat Bastard (Austin Powers movies)
- slavery
- Johnny get Angry
- Sucked out of an airplane through the toilet
I can’t look at youtube videos at work, so I looked it up on Wiki. Blech. Reminds me of the Bear Grylls commercial on the Discovery Channel, where he chomps into a giant larva. :eek:
- snails
- any dumpster
- Amy Winehouse
- Dubya
- wipe his nose pickings on you
- female genital mutilation
- Mr Creosote
- the slave trade
- Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts
- necretizing faceitous
10 - flesh eating bacteria - but honestly, death in general is pretty disgusting
- tripe
- sewers
3.Kid Rock
4.Putin - Eat bugs
- Dry vagina*
- Freddy Kruger
- Not bathing
9.Muskrat love
10.In a septic tank
*the idea that putting sand, twigs, and leaves to absorb moisture will increase sexual pleasure.
- Liver
- queue outside the free clinic
- Amy Winehouse
- GWB
- smear poop on walls
- slavery
- Ed Wilson
- wife-beating
- diarrhea
- drowning in sewer plant
- You can dress it up with onions, bacon, gravy…it’s just oddly textured and kinda a gross organ to begin with, ick.
- played by Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers. He’s Juliette Lewis’s dad who molested her and he creeped me out more than any “horror” bad guy I’ve ever seen.
There sure are a lot of horribly disgusting things in the world! <insert pukey smiley>
1. haggis 7
- Liver 5
- Lutefisk 3
- Tripe 3
- Balut 2
- Casu Marzu 2
- Oysters 2
- Anchovies 1
- Broccoli 1
- Brussel sprouts 1
- Hákarl 1
- Insects 1
- Kimchee 1
- Lima beans 1
- Limburger cheese 1
- Natto 1
- Pig’s feet 1
- Rocky mountain oysters 1
- snails 1
- Wichity grub 1
2. The dump 13
2. Sewage plant 6
2. Bus station 3
2. The sewer 3
2. any dumpster 2
2. Public toilet 2
2. Red Light District 2
2. Skid row 2
2. 1960s housing projects 1
2. Subways 1
2. Wal-Mart 1
2. waterfront 1
3. Paris Hilton 11
3. Andy Dick 6
3. Michael Jackson 5
3. Amy Winehouse 4
3. O.J. Simpson 3
3. Britney Spears 1
3. Courtney Love 1
3. Dustin Diamond 1
3. Flavor Flav 1
3. Gary Busey 1
3. Kid Rock 1
3. Marilyn Manson 1
3. Ron Jeremy 1
4. Dick Cheney 10 TIE <<— No surprise here!
4. George W. Bush 10 TIE <<—
4. Larry Craig 2
4. Mugabe 2
4. Robert Mugabe 2
4. Ted Kennedy 2
4. Bill Clinton 1
4. David Duke 1
4. Hugo Chavez 1
4. Karl Rove 1
4. Michael Brown 1
4. Newt Gingrich 1
4. Putin 1
4. Rick Santorum 1
4. Sarah Palin 1
5. Smear/throw poop 16
5. Poop in diaper 6
5. Eat snot/boogers 4
5. Eat poop 3
5. Pick its nose 2
5. Vomit 2
5. Eat bugs 1
5. Eat dirt/dirty food 1
5. Poo somewhere that¨s not in the pot 1
5. Stick finger in butthole 1
6. Female circumcision 24
6. Child labor 2
6. Arranged marriages 1
6. bullfighting 1
6. Child prostitution 1
6. circumcision 1
6. Dry vagina 1
6. Eating bugs 1
6. Nipple piercing 1
6. Public spitting 1
6. Religious fundamentalism 1
6. Smoking 1
6. The belief sleeping with children cures aids 1
7. Hannibal Lecter 9
7. Jabba the Hutt 6
7. Fat Bastard 3
7. Freddie Krueger 3
7. Divine in Pink Flamingos 2
7. Mr. Creosote 2
7. Alex in a Clockwork Orange 1
7. Baron Harkonnen from Dune 1
7. Bluto 1
7. Caligula 1
7. Forrest Gump 1
7. Frank from Blue Velvet 1
7. Gollum 1
7. Jeff Goldblum’s Fly 1
7. Jonny Depp’s character in The Libertine 1
7. Seth Brundle 1
7. The bad guy from Seven 1
7. The Joker 1
8. Slavery 20
8. Infrequent bathing 5
8. Burning at the Stake 3
8. Foot binding 3
8. Using chamber pots 2
8. Bloodletting 1
8. cockfighting 1
8. Not giving women the vote 1
8. Using spittoons while chewing tobacco 1
9. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts 3 TIE
9. The Diarrhea Song 3 TIE
9. Have You Ever Seen the Hearse Go By? 2
9. “Fuckin’ the Dog” by gg allin 1
9. “I Wanna Fuck You” - Akon 1
9. 15 men on a dead man’s chest 1
9. Anal Cunt by GG Allin and the Murder Junkies 1
9. Baby Bumblebee 1
9. Boom Bye Bye - Elephant Man 1
9. Cold Ethel 1
9. Cop Killer 1
9. Dead Puppies 1
9. Detachable Penis 1
9. Excitable Boy, by Warren Zevon 1
9. Fish Heads 1
9. God Save the Queen 1
9. Horny Little Devil 1
9. I Hold Your Hand in Mine, by Tom Lehrer 1
9. Johnny get Angry 1
9. Lulu 1
9. Marie Provost (Nick Lowe) 1
9. Mary Jane’s Last Dance 1
9. Mickey 1
9. Muskrat love 1
9. My Heart Will Go On 1
9. My Neck, My Back 1
9. Pappa Don’t Preach 1
9. pass1 1
9. pass2 1
9. Pussy Monster 1
9. Sitting on the toilet, waiting for my bowels to move 1
9. Too Drunk to Fuck, the Dead Kennedys 1
10. Drowning in sewage 12
10. Choking on vomit 4
10. Flesh eating bacteria 3
10. Burned alive 2
10. decapitation 2
10. Alzheimer’s 1
10. Autoerotic asphyxiation 1
10. Buried Alive 1
10. Car accident 1
10. drawn and quartered 1
10. gunshot to the head 1
10. Leprosy 1
10. On the toilet 1
10. Orbitorhinocerebral mucormycosis 1
10. Radiation poisoning 1
10. Slow painful cancerous death 1
10. Starvation 1
10. Sucked out of an airplane through the toilet 1
10. Woodchipper 1
And the winner is ~drumroll~ Swampbear! We learn more about you every Feud! 
:: flings Febreze-soaked confetti:: Swampy got 7/10 right. Good job! Perfect was 337.83.
Thanks for playing all! And thanks to Windwalker for an absotively DISGUSTING Feud.
I’ll get the next one up shortly.
- swampbear 300.00
- want2know 256.76
- pravnik 254.05
- wheresgeorge04 251.35
- 42fish 243.24
- Dolores Reborn 240.54
- Scarlett67 240.54
- jali 229.73
- bink 221.62
- Really Not All That Bright 218.92
- This’ll Do 213.51
- Baker 213.51
- Fretful Porpentine 210.81
- Beadalin 205.41
- OtakuLoki 205.41
- Zebra 205.41
- Sigmagirl 202.70
- WormTheRed 191.89
- anyrose 189.19
- kevja 175.68
- Sternvogel 167.57
- bluecanary 164.86
- Petrobey Mavromihalis 162.16
- Wvmom 151.35
- elfkin477 148.65
- gonzomax 145.95
- ShibbOleth 143.24
- Purgatory Creek 143.24
- Silver Tyger Girl 137.84
- notfrommensa 137.84
- Ellen Cherry 135.14
- Freudian Slit 121.62
- delphica 108.11
- Jack Batty 105.41
- El_Kabong 78.38
- fisha 70.27
- tarragon918 56.76
YAY!!! I’m the grossest of the gross!
Pretty sure these are the same person!
But don’t bother re-scoring on my account.
Seth Brundle is Jeff Goldblum’s character in ‘The Fly’
(I say this purely in the interests of accuracy. It has nothing to do with me being the guy who answered Seth Brundle. Honest.)
Guess I’m Connie Marble to swampbear’s Babs Johnson.
And the funny thing is, I was going to say Paris Hilton for #3, but I just couldn’t think of her as disgusting–at least when compared to Flav (my answer).
Well, I’m back out of the basement for a minute.
I guess I know what gross is, at least.
Thanks again, Dolores.
And thanks, Windwalker for a fun topic!
Heh, very last place - my worst finish yet! Ah well … at least I’m not totally disgusting, eh?
I suck!
Wait? There’s something wrong with last place?